The Economy Is So Bad…

In the spirit of Yo Mama jokes, F&J brings you a whole new spin on the idea. What is it you ask? Nothing short of the best (top 10) crappy economy jokes we could find. Many of these were sent in by our faithful readers, and we appreciate it. Really.  Enjoy.

The Economy Is So Bad That...

• I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
• Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
• I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
• I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
• I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
• Even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.

Oh wait, that's only 9 of them... darn recession is scaling down everything.

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The Economy Is So Bad… was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, August 16th, 2009 at 12:29 pmin Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , The Economic Viruses, Mexican Jews, The Purina Weight Loss Diet, Letter From Wal-Mart, Stuck In A Snowstorm.