The Delivery
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they arrived home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
What'd You Think?
(54 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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September 17th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
This joke was hilarious!!! give me some more!!!! ….Not!
September 17th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Ha! That was the best one I’ve seen so far!
September 17th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
I dont get it
September 17th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
hahah took me a second but I GOT it…
September 18th, 2007 at 8:50 am
For those who don’t get it the mailmain was the father :o] Loved the joke
September 18th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
i honestly did not get it
September 18th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Now that was funny..Bet the dad got it later..
September 18th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
O.O
ouch.
September 19th, 2007 at 12:10 am
hohum aint so funny. try again. make me laugh.
September 19th, 2007 at 3:37 am
better than the rest so far pinkey you are slow
September 19th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
that was funny. How did it happen i wonder……
September 20th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
now i get… sort of funny
September 21st, 2007 at 2:23 am
HERD THIS BEFORE ON THIS PAGE JUST TOLD DIFFERENTLY……
September 21st, 2007 at 4:19 am
HAHAHA
i get it
Lol its funni
xx
XD
September 23rd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
that made me laugh
September 25th, 2007 at 7:35 am
this was cool man i loved it
September 25th, 2007 at 10:39 am
the joke was alright
September 27th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
HAHA that is funny to a pregnant woman!
October 4th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
and the last sentence made me laugh!
October 8th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
durrr thats the punchline tard anyway good joke
October 19th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
for the people who dont get it the mailman was the real father so she cheated on the dude who felt no pain
October 21st, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Ohmygawsh, that was hilarious. xD
I’m still laughing… wow. (:
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:48 am
i didn’t get it …????? …. what is this ???
November 12th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO very nice jokes plz read it.
November 26th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Very clever and a funny joke.
December 1st, 2007 at 1:42 pm
hahahahhahhaahhaaaahaah
i can’t stop laugh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hahhehehhehehehe
send sam moa plissss.
it reduz ma strezz..
March 9th, 2008 at 10:48 am
wow you girls have no shame……..we need some religion here
April 24th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
took me a minute but i get it now~ lolz