The Blue Pigeon


The Mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. “I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me one million dollars and ask one question.”

The Mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition. The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up behind it. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city. The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.

The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the Mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask. The man accepted the money and told the Mayor to ask his question.

“Do you have a blue Mexican?” asked the Mayor.

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18 Responses to “The Blue Pigeon”

  1. Twilight_surfer Says:

    wow……that’s just mean….

  2. some girl Says:

    no its not the dumb mexicans don’t deserve to be here…… they have there own territory and they dont need to be crowding ours

  3. Hoang Says:

    Be real: Without the Mexicans, do you have vegetables and fruits to eat, people to
    take care of your kids while you are out making money, who will cook your food at your
    favorite Mexican restaurants, who will cut the grass on your lawns, ect….I hate hypocrites!

  4. Dustin Says:

    Vegis and Fruit, easy, Midwest And Florida, Take Care of My Kids, easy, Hire an American Babysiter, My Favorite Mexican Resturant, Tacobell, no mexicans there 0.o, cut grass on my lawn, WTF ARE YOU A PREP i cut my own damn grass, we where fine without this many mexicans 20 yrs ago, and we still don’t need them, BITCH

  5. twig Says:

    twlight….is that twilight from SOMX??

  6. Nick Says:

    some girl said that the Mexicans don’t desreve to be here. She must be a Native American…

  7. RoRo Says:

    thats jus mean…:@

  8. will Says:

    natives were here first,they can stay.just get rid of the beeners.they are stealing our cars and workin for 4 dollars an hour.so we dont get the pay we deserve!

  9. Jenny Says:

    Come on people! This is the racial section! Of COURSE there’s gonna be mean racial jokes. GOD! I tought this was funny.. and yes mean as well. Just how I expected the jokes from this section to be.

  10. angel Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha to funny :3

  11. la boricua Says:

    lmaooooo i love it!

  12. kIM Says:

    THEY TOOK OUR JYJYJOOOBSSZ!! (lOL South Park)
    But seriously ii thought this was the “united” {of all different types of people} states of america

  13. hehe Says:

    lol i think beeners are useless dumbasses… and thats the end of it… i dont care wat u think… im right u wrong…

  14. Leo Says:

    It’s clear that some of you are bigots and require a better understanding of how mexicans actually help us. If a mexican is taking your job and you want to complain, you should be ashamed. Mexicans don’t have the ability to acquire high paying jobs as Americans do. And hehe^, How immature are you? You and your stupid “lol” and “im right and your wrong”. Shut up! Get a life…….better yet, commit suicide, you’ll do society some good.

  15. billy bob Says:

    ahahahahahahahahahahaha. damn mexicans. lets getem out so we could have more time to bang our cousins!!! we’ll drink booze!! we can go to more nascar races with out problems!!!!!! then we could shoot some deer!!! then we could make jerky for our lazy complaining pink assess!!!! white power!!! skin heads for life!! small pale penises for our cousins and some sisters!!!!! kkk wite powerrrr.

    by the way, i’m to busy hitting on my hottt grandmamy, i’m hiring any mexican to cut my grass, keep my house full of junk.

    p.s. and a black man to teach me how to dance. and an asian to help me out with me and my momma/sister with my homework.

  16. da 69er Says:

    why can’t black ppl and spicks breed?

    The kids would be too lazy to steal!

  17. bob Says:

    hahahahaha. funny joke. dont take it too seriously all you mexicanos out there, i dont mind you guys. someone has to mow my lawn! XD just kidding. if some of the younger mexicans werent so damn lazy and just tried a bit at school, i’d probably have even more respect for you guys. Those kids just kill it though. Sad to think how the parents came over to make a better life, and half the kids just screw around “nah man i aint gona do that assignment”. thats just messed up.

  18. sara Says:

    its not that mexicans r lazy at school or anythin (by the way,im an all a student and im mexican) but its just that sum mexicans cant rele fit in the american society. Sum ppl r just way 2 racist 2 try 2 be a mexicans friend. but im happy that i go 2 a school where none of u racist bastards go 2! (no offence 2 any 1 who is tryin 2 defend the other races)

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