The Blonde Painter

An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door,  canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How [...]

The Blonde Painter

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The Blonde Painter was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 at 3:32 pmin Blonde Jokes, Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Blonde Kidnapper , A Blonde At Western Union , Blonde Car Accident , Did You Hear About The Blonde? , She Was So Blonde .

26 Comments to “The Blonde Painter”

• Sweetyfifi says:

  November 24, 2008 at 5:08 am

  Whata?! I hope that man doesnt have any heart problem:D
• Brittany Crochet says:

  November 28, 2008 at 7:39 pm

  omg that is so something i would do hahaha
• agee says:

  December 22, 2008 at 10:22 pm

  poor guy! he didnt have to die that way
• cb says:

  December 24, 2008 at 11:29 am

  what do you see in a blondes eyes?the back of her head.hahahahahahahaha
• Tim says:

  January 23, 2009 at 9:11 am

  Hrd it b4..r u sure ur nt blnd
• Ronnie313 says:

  February 5, 2009 at 1:49 am

  hahahahahahah very funny!!
• Obamafareal says:

  February 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm

  Porr guy! lol
• Obamafareal says:

  February 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm

  typeo: poor guy! lol
• break away says:

  February 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm

  wow now thats wat u call a real and its s like that that make the rest of us look dumb lol
• break away says:

  February 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm

  o ya i love these jokes they r hilarious lol
• Lilly says:

  February 14, 2009 at 5:29 pm

  What a funny joke although all blonds ar’nt dumb… Not me an way
  p.s Happy Valintes day!
• hey_monday says:

  February 27, 2009 at 4:14 pm

  HAHA.this is kinda of funny.
  :]
• gary says:

  March 12, 2009 at 7:03 am

  that was the crapyest joke ive ever herd in my life . get a life
• samantha says:

  March 15, 2009 at 7:45 am

  poor man oh dear that was not the best move lol that was kinda funny
• :P says:

  March 18, 2009 at 10:28 am

  wow, that was funny, i wonder if that actually happend to some one, if it did….. well that would suck =S
• shabalabadingdong says:

  May 23, 2009 at 5:24 pm

  omg… that is fan_freakin_tastic!
  i was NOT expecting that
• a person says:

  May 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm

  ummmmm…… you misspelled Valentines.
  seriously… i thought they were being harsh when they said to learn to spell….
• Jess says:

  June 6, 2009 at 2:31 am

  I was laughing my head off! That is a really good joke! I love it!
• danny says:

  June 17, 2009 at 1:05 pm

  I feel sorry for blondes… But that was a funny joke.
• leigh-ann says:

  July 3, 2009 at 11:54 am

  whats with all these blonde jokes im blonde n i aint dumb….!!!!!!!!!! lol its stupid x
• Texas Gal says:

  September 14, 2009 at 10:39 am

  hey, I’m blonde and blonde jokes are my favorite hahahaha
• Joker says:

  October 12, 2009 at 7:05 am

  haha too many blonde blondes here.
• Vampirechick101 says:

  November 12, 2009 at 8:05 pm

  I agree with gary because it iz crappy and stupid i’ve heard funnier jokes den dat so they ddo need 2 get a life and fast!
• bby says:

  December 28, 2009 at 2:40 pm

  am blond n it’s true somtimes we arn’t that smart bt not all of us what about ligily blond ell woods if so amazingly smart
• Bob says:

  December 31, 2009 at 2:04 am

  Ehh…this one is kinda lame
• jessica says:

  February 4, 2010 at 1:22 am

  why, does the hair has something to do with IQ. Come on guys. I’m blonde and I graduated with honors in college