That Thing
Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. “MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND…”
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy…”
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, “then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army.”
What'd You Think?

(38 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
September 12th, 2007 at 1:02 am
a gud 1!!
September 13th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Backfire!
September 19th, 2007 at 11:20 am
[…] Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy
September 19th, 2007 at 11:26 am
[…] Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy?? At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, […]
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:53 pm
HAHA!!! very funny joke
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:15 am
haha! it’s always smart to hear the WHOLE story first mommy!
October 12th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
lol omg…mb she shouldnt have
saved that 4 dinner lol
that 1 was funnier than f**k lol
October 21st, 2007 at 12:19 am
yeah arhy guys get the shaft again
October 26th, 2007 at 12:32 am
BACKFIRE AND A HUGE BURN ON MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
November 1st, 2007 at 11:36 am
oooh thats bad but funny
November 7th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
HA HA
November 19th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
ooo nice
July 4th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
wow…that was crazy!!!