That Monkey Will Eat Anything
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them... grabs some sliced limes and eats them... then jumps up on the pool table, grabs [...]
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hahahaha…………..that was awesome
FUNNY COOL!
that was funny! gotta tell my freinds
ya i liked it but it took me a lill while to get it but i got it after a min
That was flippin funny LOL
hahahahaha finally a funny joke
That was kul
pretty kol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA no other words to describe it.
original, and classic, loved it
hahaha..thats very funny…
hahahah that is funny cause im an asian
a sick twist~ but hilarious
somebody explain to me. didnt get it.
lol this is the first funnyest thing i heard all day
when the monkey ate the cue ball it was to big to come out of his bum or it hurt or sumthing i dunno. now the monkey measures everything he eats by sticking it up his bum to check if it will fit when it comes out
too easy to get, so not very funny.
Well, the cue ball couldn’t get out his butt. So now he measures if it can come out or not
it was otay but not as funni as i was hopin 4 it ta b
dats funny
Alright… =/ Do asians stick things up their butt before they eat it evan curtis? Just like this monkey?
HaHa !
Dat Was Fun ..
I Liked It !
THAT THE LAST TIME HE WILL RIP HIS SELF
The cue ball gave him a hard time shiting out.
Y U C K ! ! !
I’m asian, and I’ma say you’re wrong Joe. All of the asians i know are hygienic. It’s an irony when some asians would hide their accent over the phone thinking their race would make them less human. Sounds like caucasians are inclined to use foul language–what you say is what you are dude!
balderdash, i thnk that Joe was trying to point out that evan curtis is stupid, not that asians are unhygienic… and caucasians aren’t necessarily inclined to use foul language. If you are gauging the caucasian use of foul language based on this site i would really like to point out that you are looking at it too… just like everyone else. Don’t try to pull the “oh i’m a minority so i can talk back because my people were oppressed” bs dude… just not cool! online no one is white or black or asian or hispanic…. we are all in binary!
ha ha this was finny… and right now i will have to agree with 2shay cause she does make a very good point!!!
that was great…
that was funny! i told it to everybody! LOL!!!!!
muahahahahahahah….that’s a good one!
I HAVE A SIMILAR ONE BUT A BIT MORE FUNNY:
A MAN WENT TO A ZOO.HE STOOD IN FRONT OF THE MONKEY CAGE AND WATCHED THEM.PEOPLE WERE GIVING BANANAS AND OTHER SYUFFS AWAY.
BUT ONE MONKEY WAS MEASURING IT WITH HIS HOLE FIRST AND ATE IT .THE MAN WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THAT AND ASKED THE CARERTAKER OF THE ZOO ABOUT THE ODD BEHAVIOUR.THE CARETAKER TOLD THAT THE MONKEY ATE SOMETHING WHICH WAS NOT OF HIS EXIT HOLE SIZE.SO…IT MEASUSERS 1ST.
A YEAR LATER THE MAN CAME AGAIN,SAW THAT THE MONKEY IS NOW MEASURING IT FIRST AND THEN PUTTING IT IN WATER TUB BEFORE EATING IT.OUT OF CURIOSITY THE MAN ASKED THE CARETAKER.
THE REPLY WAS…SOME ONE GAVE IT A CIGARETTE!!!
haha really funny..
WOw! Lol!
Not bad.
got me laughing like crazy
NICE JOKE!!!