Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Redneck Say

1. I thought Grace land was tacky.

2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.

3. Do you think my hair is too big?

4. Honey, did you mail that donation to Green peace?

5. The tires on that truck are too big.

6. I’ve got it all on a floppy disk.

7. Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?

8. Damned if that politician isn’t honest!

9. We’re vegetarians. I’ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

10. You can’t feed that to the dog.

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