Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Redneck Say

1. I thought Grace land was tacky.

2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.

3. Do you think my hair is too big?

4. Honey, did you mail that donation to Green peace?

5. The tires on that truck are too big.

6. I’ve got it all on a floppy disk.

7. Do you think this ball cap goes with this shirt?

8. Damned if that politician isn’t honest!

9. We’re vegetarians. I’ll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

10. You can’t feed that to the dog.

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Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Redneck Say was written by F&J Staff on Friday, July 6th, 2007 at 5:38 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Things You’ll Never Catch A Redneck Saying,  The Perfect Woman,  Redneck Barbie,  Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery,  Did You Hear About The Blonde?.