Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I’m mad at her… and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I’ve already had mine.
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles.
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs.
Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can’t get her lipstick off me.
Tell Yo mama that the tip’s under the pillow.
Tell Yo mama that I want a refund.
Tell Yo mama to stop calling me.
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick, because I have a rainbow penis.
Tell Yo mama that I need my underwear back.
Tell Yo mama that I want my dime back.
Tell Yo mama that my dog wants to know how much he owes her for last night.
Tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like she’s got 4 arms.
Tell Yo mama I love her in those panties Yo daddy gave her.
Tell Yo mama I’ll be home late for dinner.
Tell Yo mama I love the way she blows me.
Tell Yo mama I want her to get her shit out of my house now!
What'd You Think?
(41 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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June 29th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
cool jokes
July 1st, 2007 at 5:47 am
funny as hell i liked the lipstike jokes.
ps:keep it up its funny.
September 24th, 2007 at 1:58 am
These are unfunny and uncreative.
September 27th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
these were a freakin hilarious jokes I loved them
October 16th, 2007 at 7:22 am
i cant believe anyone would think these jokes are funny! they’re downright stupiiiid!!!!!
October 17th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
omg lmao lip stix r sooo funny!lol
October 17th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
nikki and sarah smell like frikin crap!
November 10th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
niki and sara need to stop reading and hating
November 12th, 2007 at 4:59 am
yo0o0o0o0oo0o wats up
ppl WOODCHUCK is in da house
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November 17th, 2007 at 1:32 am
YO MAMA SO DIRTY WHEN ITS DARK OUT SIDE IN NIGGAZS HAVE TO PIZZ THEY ON HER .
YO MAMA SO UGLY PEPOLE MIS TAKE HER AS A SCARE CROW.
YO MAMA IS SO BLACK HER ASS LOOK LIKE TIRES.
YO MAMA SO SLUTTY SHE LIKE A TOLET EVEY BODY GOT TO GET ON HER.
November 19th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Funny jokes but Ere Your jokes really suck
November 20th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
ere your jokes suck so bad that this is your mamma
November 20th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
tell your momma i need my child support check.
Tell your mamma I want my change back.
November 26th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
sum of these jokes r quality
January 18th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY GAAAAY
LMFAO
THE ONLY WAY YOUR COOL IS IF YOUR BEST FRIENDS WITH LAURA:P<3
January 18th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY GAAAAY
LMFAO
THE ONLY WAY YOUR COOL IS IF YOUR BEST FRIENDS WITH LAURA:P<3
i love her as my bestest friend ever(K) muah
March 31st, 2008 at 5:49 pm
aha…Paul is gay.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I am amazing and u love me!
April 18th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Tell your mama it was good riddance