Tell Yo Mama

Tell Yo mama that I’m mad at her… and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I’ve already had mine. 

Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles. 

Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs. 

Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can’t get her lipstick off me. 

Tell Yo mama that the tip’s under the pillow. 

Tell Yo mama that I want a refund. 

Tell Yo mama to stop calling me. 

Tell Yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick, because I have a rainbow penis. 

Tell Yo mama that I need my underwear back. 

Tell Yo mama that I want my dime back. 

Tell Yo mama that my dog wants to know how much he owes her for last night. 

Tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like she’s got 4 arms. 

Tell Yo mama I love her in those panties Yo daddy gave her. 

Tell Yo mama I’ll be home late for dinner. 

Tell Yo mama I love the way she blows me. 

Tell Yo mama I want her to get her shit out of my house now! 


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