Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz
On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
"Mornin' bye" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Newfie.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Freeckin Jaysus" says the Newfie, "Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything".
What'd You Think?
(123 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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hahahahahah:)
it’s so stupid it’s funny
hahahahahahahah.I liked it it was cute
lol thats funny
funny
hahaha yesh funny xD
Good one.
dats a brilliant joke im gonna tell dat 1 2 every1 lol
thats stupid
LoL
That was crazy!! lol i didnt get it at first but i had my friends explain!! lol haha
lol very funi
I dont think its very funny at all. I am a proud Newfoundlander and we do Not speak like that nor are we any less intellegent than anyone else in the world.
that was freakin hilarious considerin i goin to play golf in an hour on my ps2 tiger woods 07 lol
wt r tees???
that’s real funny mercedes should try that, my nuts keep on getting carpet burns on the floor mat
dude, get over it. its a freakin joke. I bet you’re a nice sensitive guy….driving a blue frickin preius. (if none of yall get that….you need more jeff dunham)
-glynn wedgewood
OH MY….. CANT STOP LAUGHING
“Freeckin Jaysus” MP take it easy, its just a joke!
menshumor.com………..coming soon!
haha, yeah, im gunna say that now “freekin jaysus”
MP needs to calm the heck down
if he can rest his balls on golf tees…………lol
MP, hav a cup of Tee and relax. ha ha ha ha ha
JEFF DUNHAM!!!! He probably does drive a (Say’s in gayish voice) “Blue” Preius XD
Lame!!!! Resting golf balls is not funny… While driving it to the hole.. =/
thats really gud
Okay, we so don’t talk like that, we never say son. And we use tees too.