Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz


On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

“Mornin’ bye” says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are dey den, son?” asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.

“Well, what on de good earth are dey for?” inquires the Newfie.

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving” says Tiger.

“Freeckin Jaysus” says the Newfie, “Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything”.

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21 Responses to “Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz”

  1. freakin sweet Says:
    October 31st, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    hahahahahah:)

  2. america Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 11:37 am

    it’s so stupid it’s funny

  3. Pinkey Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 12:40 am

    hahahahahahahah.I liked it it was cute

  4. [krazy] Says:
    November 3rd, 2007 at 2:57 am

    lol thats funny

  5. joedirt#1 Says:
    November 4th, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    funny

  6. hannah-babyee Says:
    November 5th, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    hahaha yesh funny xD :D

  7. Te Says:
    November 5th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    Good one.

  8. Shane Says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    dats a brilliant joke im gonna tell dat 1 2 every1 lol

  9. Anti Christ Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    thats stupid

  10. Dj Says:
    November 14th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    LoL

  11. WaTtA_QTI3 Says:
    November 19th, 2007 at 9:27 am

    That was crazy!! lol i didnt get it at first but i had my friends explain!! lol haha

  12. nath Says:
    November 28th, 2007 at 5:45 am

    lol very funi

  13. MP Says:
    November 28th, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    I dont think its very funny at all. I am a proud Newfoundlander and we do Not speak like that nor are we any less intellegent than anyone else in the world.

  14. Deadman21 Says:
    November 29th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    that was freakin hilarious considerin i goin to play golf in an hour on my ps2 tiger woods 07 lol

  15. annabelle Says:
    December 5th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    wt r tees???

  16. Poindexter Says:
    December 7th, 2007 at 10:29 am

    that’s real funny mercedes should try that, my nuts keep on getting carpet burns on the floor mat

  17. glynn Says:
    December 22nd, 2007 at 3:54 am

    dude, get over it. its a freakin joke. I bet you’re a nice sensitive guy….driving a blue frickin preius. (if none of yall get that….you need more jeff dunham)

    -glynn wedgewood

  18. ±°²­¯³´µ Says:
    December 23rd, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    OH MY….. CANT STOP LAUGHING

  19. Erik Says:
    January 12th, 2008 at 12:19 am

    “Freeckin Jaysus” MP take it easy, its just a joke!

    menshumor.com………..coming soon!

  20. 54887 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    haha, yeah, im gunna say that now “freekin jaysus”
    MP needs to calm the heck down

  21. liona Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 3:13 am

    if he can rest his balls on golf tees…………lol

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