Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz


On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.

“Mornin’ bye” says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are dey den, son?” asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.

“Well, what on de good earth are dey for?” inquires the Newfie.

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving” says Tiger.

“Freeckin Jaysus” says the Newfie, “Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything”.

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21 Responses to “Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz”

  1. freakin sweet Says:

    hahahahahah:)

  2. america Says:

    it’s so stupid it’s funny

  3. Pinkey Says:

    hahahahahahahah.I liked it it was cute

  4. [krazy] Says:

    lol thats funny

  5. joedirt#1 Says:

    funny

  6. hannah-babyee Says:

    hahaha yesh funny xD :D

  7. Te Says:

    Good one.

  8. Shane Says:

    dats a brilliant joke im gonna tell dat 1 2 every1 lol

  9. Anti Christ Says:

    thats stupid

  10. Dj Says:

    LoL

  11. WaTtA_QTI3 Says:

    That was crazy!! lol i didnt get it at first but i had my friends explain!! lol haha

  12. nath Says:

    lol very funi

  13. MP Says:

    I dont think its very funny at all. I am a proud Newfoundlander and we do Not speak like that nor are we any less intellegent than anyone else in the world.

  14. Deadman21 Says:

    that was freakin hilarious considerin i goin to play golf in an hour on my ps2 tiger woods 07 lol

  15. annabelle Says:

    wt r tees???

  16. Poindexter Says:

    that’s real funny mercedes should try that, my nuts keep on getting carpet burns on the floor mat

  17. glynn Says:

    dude, get over it. its a freakin joke. I bet you’re a nice sensitive guy….driving a blue frickin preius. (if none of yall get that….you need more jeff dunham)

    -glynn wedgewood

  18. ±°²­¯³´µ Says:

    OH MY….. CANT STOP LAUGHING

  19. Erik Says:

    “Freeckin Jaysus” MP take it easy, its just a joke!

    menshumor.com………..coming soon!

  20. 54887 Says:

    haha, yeah, im gunna say that now “freekin jaysus”
    MP needs to calm the heck down

  21. liona Says:

    if he can rest his balls on golf tees…………lol

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