Taxi Ride
One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring hard at her.
When she asked him why, he said, “I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She said, “You can’t offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything.”
The cab driver then said, “Well, I’ve always had the fantasy of having a nun give me a blow job.”
She said, “Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. First, you have to be single, and second you have to be Catholic.”
Immediately the cab driver said, “Oh, yes! I’m single and I’m Catholic!”
The nun said, “Okay, pull into that alleyway over there.”
The cab driver pulled into the alleyway and the nun went to it. Soon after the nun was finished, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, “My child, what’s the matter?”
He said tearfully, “Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied…I’m married and I’m Jewish!”
The nun replied, “That’s okay. My name’s Jeff and I’m on my way to a costume party!”
What'd You Think?
(126 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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July 22nd, 2007 at 12:50 am
This was so hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 7th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
that funny
August 15th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
thts gd
September 2nd, 2007 at 1:29 pm
wowow!!
September 4th, 2007 at 8:28 am
Funny twist xD
September 6th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
ill have nightmares
September 16th, 2007 at 4:28 am
Awesome!
September 21st, 2007 at 8:36 pm
eww…but oh so funny
September 23rd, 2007 at 6:31 pm
i’ll never look at a nun the same way again
September 25th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
I dont get it
September 25th, 2007 at 10:48 pm
wait now i do never mind
September 26th, 2007 at 3:04 am
funny stuff cant stop laughing
October 11th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
RETARDED!!!
October 15th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Get outta her kidding. and get a sense of humor before you go.
November 16th, 2007 at 1:39 am
this was halarious
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:20 pm
dat was hilarious
January 11th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
not that good
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:42 pm
OMFG funny
May 5th, 2008 at 6:10 am
come on stpid noww!!!!!!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Twisty!!! i didnt see the ending coming. could be a bit more crafty though but i give it 8 out of 10.
May 12th, 2008 at 10:29 am
bit twisty ! could have someothe hilarious ending
May 20th, 2008 at 12:05 am
ya know what i will just give it a -1/10 nope just joking pretty good jokes 100%
June 9th, 2008 at 7:26 am
meiocre but brings a smilie
July 19th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
That was okay. I’ve read better jokes.
July 28th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
lol…that was great
August 5th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
decenttt laa
August 7th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
That was FUNNY!!!!