What Would You Do?
A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver.
It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby [...]
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What'd You Think?
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man if only it had a funnier ending……
Lol.
Ya a much funnier ending wud have been better
nice story, bt it is not told like a joke
wow….. ummm…. ok? what the hell was that? did the joke end? huh? stupid
Am speechless
The cab-driver meant :” It’s an asset worth protecting”.
omg that was CRAP!. god so stupid i laughed god:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L crap crap crap crap crap
It was a good story but the endins=g made it whack
ok. to the ppl who said that the ending waz not good:
the whole funny part is supposed to be ending!!! see cuz the guy is having to make a really big dessition and askes the taxi driver and all he says is put his covers back on-see thats the funny part cuz then its like saying just let them go back to bed lol u dont get it! XP
that waz C.R.A.P. lol…..i waz laughin more before i read it!!!! ending waz total rubish!!!!!
ok everyone i thought that, that joke was funny i mean he has a gun in his hand about to shoot and all the taxi driver can say is i’d put the blanket back on him before he gets a cold.lol hahahahahahahahaha!
only if it had a funnier ending
um… wow that was just… wow… um…STUPID!
It was funny metaphorically!!! Don’t take what the cab-driver said literally.
It waz a vry 4ny joke. The taxidriva thinks the man is an asset dat if it was him, he would protect him 4m cold. Hahahahaha vry funy
wtf? that was ********
my boyfriend stevo said whilst i was on the phone to him early hours of the morning readin these jokes out to him,he said he would shhoot the wife 1st.
haha funny i thort x x x x
WOW!CREATIVE! if em dudes out there a’int getting da joke,then u got some serious understanding problems,how d’u get through 5th grade?better WORK on your sense of humor yo!
Good one
Did he pay for the taxi.
thats lame azzz !!! one smile while i read that. thas gaaayyyyyy
um cosy… wtf was that?
lol this was funny xD
Why didnt the dog bark when he got home? Im so confused. So what color was the blanket the husband ripped off of bed? And did the cab driver stop the meter after he got the 50 or did it run the whole time? Did the cab driver speak bad english cuz that would be funny. Did the husband smoke? Because women hate bad teeth. His yellow teeth drove her to cheat. Id never trust her again. Whats next, letting the mailman hit it for free stamps? His wife has herpes but calls it cold sores.
that was possibly the worst joke ive ever read… its not even worth me commenting… then again it was so bad that i have to bag the #$** out of it!! lol
Lol, don no wot 2 say
THAT ENDING SUCKS CRUD
WOW dat was prity thotful cumin 4rm a cabby
hahah i wud too lol
This was just a story not a joke
LOL
I WUD SHOOT HIS HEAD OFF
but the wife was wrong… he paid the money , but they can give them back after some day’s but she is not suppose to do like that…
but it’s very funny ending…..
Meh… nEEDs a way better ending.
i wish i knew hw it ends……. hahaha
If the guy has a mercedes….why is he taking a taxi?
I dont like d end
I dont like d end i mean d joke would have bn beta if d writter do end it wit something beta
funny
Readers Kindly donate a cent to the donator of this creepy joke………. wellll……..ummmmmmmmm……….. honestly…………………………………..ummmm………………yesss…………………………………a half cent would be better if you can manage………………..
Let him re do the ending its a good one
Sucks royally
I think the end would be better if he ended up sayin you can keep my wife for 3,000 a day or something like that
They need 2 think out what they wrote b4 they post the joke
Do all of you idiots seriously dont get it? That was a hilarious twist at the end…
Yeah you dont want to take a chance at him dying! (He would lose all the gifts)
DAN, and Bronty Davidson, you guys are funnier then the actual joke!!
I would still shoot him!
i would ask him pay for that and shoot him
hahahaha I like this joke lol dnt u get it the taxi driver means he owes him