What Would You Do?
A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver.
It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. 
He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers the him $50 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach his house, the cabbie agrees.
They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom lights and rips the blanket off the bed - and there his wife lays in bed with another man!
Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband pulls out a gun and puts it to the naked man's head. Just then, his wife yells "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!..."
- HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you.
- HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains.
- HE paid for your Atlanta Braves season tickets.
- HE paid for our our lakehouse and boat.
- HE paid for your country club membership, and and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger, he looks over at the taxi driver and asks "What should I do?"
The taxi driver replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."
What'd You Think?
(623 votes, average: 2.93 out of 5)
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I w0uld be d0ing 0ther hynas and keep the sanch0 paying my stuff haha :p
You sure are a crazy mexican (:
Bahaha !
That surely must be a New York cab driver, they are the only ones with a quick wit. And I’m a new Zealander.
would let him keep on paying the bills.
i was goin 2let hm run 4hs lyf nd put da pullet on da bck of hs head…
dont get it and i really think it is stupid.
would go for more business trips or be demanding to my wife
Not that bad
Borat is awesome! Not!
Not!
i would yell OMFG WTF DIS AINT MAH HOUSE cuz it wouldnt b cuz lol im not a guy whos wifee cheated on him lolz cuz if i was dere and dat wuz mah wife dat would mean i was lezzo married cuz LOL im a girl
haha
cover him with a blanket as the driver suggested
nothing
Well Mr. Clinton, looks like your shawty got revenge for all your shenanigans, and you aren’t paying the price..
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so funny; looolz … i wonder if ya were in the husdand’s shoe what’d ya do ?..lool !
so funny; looolz … i wonder if ya were in the husband’s shoe what’d ya do ?..lool !