Talking Parrots With Foul Mouths


A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquired.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”

“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”

“Thank you!” the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”

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18 Responses to “Talking Parrots With Foul Mouths”

  1. Sally Says:

    gee wiz that’s wierd. but funny :0

  2. lil chunty Says:

    funny very funny

  3. Pinkey Says:

    hahaha, that was a good one

  4. Breiyyanna Says:

    lol thats some shyt

  5. Jazz Says:

    lmao, i almost fell off my chair!

  6. www.SpicyHotParties.com Says:

    Now that was FUNNY!!!!

  7. [krazy] Says:

    weird but funny

  8. Crys Says:

    Too funny!!

  9. Snuggles Says:

    i thought that was a very predictable joke. especially during the part where the birds were talking and then that one guy was like “talking birds” and stuff like that was happening. I don’t get the part where the birds were in the cage because birds should be flying free and its not funny when birds have to be prostitutes to get fed. I knew a prostitute and she wasn’t funny or anything, and I don’t get how a bird would even care. So the joke is not funny.

  10. spicebabe Says:

    u dont understand it but its not ur fault. I think its funny

  11. buldit Says:

    hey Snuggles,

    have you ever heard of the saying “don’t take life so seriously. no one ever gets out of it alive, anyway”?

    seriously, you’re in a jokes website. you’re supposed to laugh your a$$ out, not beat your brains to death by analyzing the extent of humor a joke presents. geesh.

  12. To funny Says:

    HAHAHAHA…. I thought this was funny..

  13. He Says:

    its not funny

  14. tom. Says:

    i am sic

  15. Rajaram Segaram Says:

    Wow ok da!

  16. mole patrol Says:

    moles online on this site.

  17. mole patrol Says:

    f u c

  18. mole patrol Says:

    you are all g a y and sh it

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