Talking Parrots With Foul Mouths
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. ‘Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”
“Thank you!” the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”
What'd You Think?
(68 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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October 19th, 2007 at 11:05 am
gee wiz that’s wierd. but funny :0
October 19th, 2007 at 11:09 am
funny very funny
October 19th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
hahaha, that was a good one
October 20th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
lol thats some shyt
October 22nd, 2007 at 9:51 am
lmao, i almost fell off my chair!
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Now that was FUNNY!!!!
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:43 am
weird but funny
January 16th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Too funny!!
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 am
i thought that was a very predictable joke. especially during the part where the birds were talking and then that one guy was like “talking birds” and stuff like that was happening. I don’t get the part where the birds were in the cage because birds should be flying free and its not funny when birds have to be prostitutes to get fed. I knew a prostitute and she wasn’t funny or anything, and I don’t get how a bird would even care. So the joke is not funny.
February 12th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
u dont understand it but its not ur fault. I think its funny
February 27th, 2008 at 3:02 am
hey Snuggles,
have you ever heard of the saying “don’t take life so seriously. no one ever gets out of it alive, anyway”?
seriously, you’re in a jokes website. you’re supposed to laugh your a$$ out, not beat your brains to death by analyzing the extent of humor a joke presents. geesh.
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:57 am
HAHAHAHA…. I thought this was funny..
March 5th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
its not funny
March 9th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
i am sic
March 10th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Wow ok da!
March 18th, 2008 at 12:01 am
moles online on this site.
March 18th, 2008 at 12:03 am
f u c
March 18th, 2008 at 12:03 am
you are all g a y and sh it