Taliban Meets A Water Selling Jew

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no [...]

Taliban Meets A Water Selling Jew

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Taliban Meets A Water Selling Jew was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 28th, 2008 at 4:31 pmin Jokes, Racial Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Taliban Jokes , Taliban Learning Texan , Bill Gates Meets His Programmer , Third Man To Walk On Water , Stranded On A Deserted Island .

24 Comments to “Taliban Meets A Water Selling Jew”

• She' says:

  September 1, 2008 at 2:34 am

  hey, i read this joke at another site, and they were posted on the same day, ain’t that intertesting..?
• They Call Me The NuTKR@cKeR says:

  September 13, 2008 at 7:33 pm

  Sneaky Bi*ch…
• Stiefer-woman says:

  October 30, 2008 at 8:11 am

  funny
• Sid says:

  December 28, 2008 at 4:16 pm

  They Call Me The NuTKR@cKeR ….u f&&5^#$ loser …don’t u dare abuse girls ….bas%%#% ………..nice joke…lol
• Ronnie313 says:

  February 5, 2009 at 1:44 am

  qwite gud il giv u that lol
• DeadAndBroke says:

  February 13, 2009 at 4:49 pm

  lolz! that was funny…
• dick S. ucker says:

  March 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm

  HAHA sweeet!!!!!!!
• Andy says:

  April 15, 2009 at 12:15 am

  lol niiice. i can so see it happening too lol
• Emily says:

  April 22, 2009 at 10:07 pm

  HAHAHAHA!!! Funny!!!!!
• ej says:

  May 9, 2009 at 2:15 pm

  Hahahahah! That’s
• Walead12 says:

  June 4, 2009 at 8:49 pm

  lol this is realy funny
• Horst Wessel says:

  June 28, 2009 at 7:23 am

  He should obviously JEW him down.

  LOL.
• Yas says:

  August 9, 2009 at 6:10 am

  The most stupidest joke i hav heard,
• kassie says:

  September 28, 2009 at 5:11 am

  lol thats jews 4 yol dy sneaky n clever too
• drummer grl says:

  October 28, 2009 at 4:53 pm

  I love it! ;p
• eviltumy says:

  November 4, 2009 at 5:14 am

  hahahahaha
• Lucas says:

  December 12, 2009 at 8:21 pm

  lol..well the jew tried didnt he?
• BadDog says:

  December 20, 2009 at 10:38 am

  your racist
• israeli says:

  January 10, 2010 at 2:53 pm

  i laughed my ass off
• A.K.SHOT says:

  January 14, 2010 at 5:51 pm

  this one was nice
• A.K.SHOT says:

  January 14, 2010 at 5:52 pm

  and BadDog the section for these kind of jokes say racial so of course it’s racist.
• Ron says:

  March 8, 2010 at 6:07 pm

  What do you call an honest jew? – Asif.
• Bri says:

  March 9, 2010 at 7:55 pm

  I’m a Jew and I might be smart but I’m not a liar.
• Bri says:

  March 10, 2010 at 5:18 pm

  so take that