Taking it With You

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, "You can't take it with you." After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife [...]

Taking it With You

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Taking it With You was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:28 pmin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Taking Care Of Mom , Taking A Sh*T While Running At Full Speed , To the Grave , Heavenly Ride , A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer .

10 Comments to “Taking it With You”

• domonique says:

  November 14, 2007 at 6:52 pm

  dang that mean she thought he should have went to h3ll
• random guy says:

  January 12, 2008 at 12:27 am

  isn’t this a lawyer joke?
• Youre dramatic says:

  September 29, 2008 at 10:43 pm

  i dont get you random??
• tec_svntn says:

  March 3, 2009 at 11:14 am

  this is no little johnny joke
• :P says:

  April 3, 2009 at 9:13 am

  What kinda little johnny joke is this?
• The Joker says:

  May 21, 2009 at 9:21 am

  Funny, but where’s Little Johnny?
• Bfhchchvkvkbkcvhcfs says:

  June 15, 2010 at 4:09 pm

  Domonique thank u captain obvious
• RoJo says:

  September 13, 2010 at 5:26 pm

  ja wo bist Johnny(chen)
• D says:

  November 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm

  Wrong section…
• lil johnny says:

  November 24, 2010 at 1:29 am

  why the HELL is this joke in MY section!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? DANG LAWYERS get away from here!!! yeah thats right GTFO!!!!!!

  PEOPLE MAKE MORE OF MY JOKES PLEASE!!!