T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T


A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”

He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”

She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.

He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.”

The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?”

The man answered, “‘S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.’”

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T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T was written by amrita on Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 at 9:12 amin Jokes, Stupid Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Game Of Intelligence, What Men Really Mean, Bar of Blondes, I Once Knew A Blonde, Diet FAQ.


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