Survivor, Texas Style

A major network is planning the show "Survivor 4 " this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and [...]

Survivor, Texas Style

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Survivor, Texas Style was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:50 amin Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Driving Through Texas , A Midget Down In Texas , Dashing Through The Snow (Chevrolet Style) , I Voted Democrat Because… , Stranded Sailors .

7 Comments to “Survivor, Texas Style”

• Wolf Child says:

  September 20, 2007 at 9:49 am

  O_o Ok that’s just plain scary. I would put duct tape over it. :]
• erica says:

  October 5, 2007 at 9:33 am

  haha! that’s funny! they wouldn’t even get out of dallas! Wolf Child must be a true redneck like me cuz we believe duct tape fixes everything!!!
• Samanthea says:

  November 5, 2007 at 2:11 pm

  Thats me and my family with the ducktape. But i agree they probably wouldnt even make it out of their drive way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• RAD19 says:

  January 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm

  LOLOL

  would they even have a car to GET IN ?
• Tyler says:

  October 7, 2008 at 8:12 pm

  Now it would say they were voting for Obama instead of saying they voted for al gore.
• OMG says:

  May 21, 2009 at 11:56 am

  LOL that was funny. They may get somewhere. But it would be in a witness protection vehicle. (if they could run that fast.)
• cledus says:

  October 13, 2009 at 12:10 pm

  lmao