Survivor, Texas Style

A major network is planning the show “Survivor 4 ” this winter. In response, Texas is planning “Survivor, Texas Style.” The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, “I’m gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I’m here to confiscate your guns.”

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

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Survivor, Texas Style was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:50 am. It was filed under Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Driving Through Texas,  Only Women Understand (Top 10),  A Midget Down In Texas,  Make Webpages Go Crazy,  Deer Hunting.