Survivor, Texas Style
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 4 " this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.
What'd You Think?
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O_o Ok that’s just plain scary. I would put duct tape over it. :]
haha! that’s funny! they wouldn’t even get out of dallas! Wolf Child must be a true redneck like me cuz we believe duct tape fixes everything!!!
Thats me and my family with the ducktape. But i agree they probably wouldnt even make it out of their drive way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOL
would they even have a car to GET IN ?
Now it would say they were voting for Obama instead of saying they voted for al gore.
LOL that was funny. They may get somewhere. But it would be in a witness protection vehicle. (if they could run that fast.)
lmao
its hogf n