Sunday School Lesson


Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!

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Sunday School Lesson was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, August 18th, 2007 at 10:25 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Catholic School , Pranksters Glue Doors Shut at California High School , Enrolled My Dog In Obedience School , Bible School Cruise With A Laywer , Pacific Palisades High School Answering Message .


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