Sunday School Lesson
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted!
What'd You Think?
(258 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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August 19th, 2007 at 6:49 am
hahahaa
August 19th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Haha! loved it!!
August 19th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
I’ve heard it before but it was a different version. This one is better.
August 20th, 2007 at 4:22 am
very good!!!
August 27th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
LOL… great. i LOVE little johnny jokes! i reckon they are the funniest jokes around.
August 30th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
thATS THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK
September 8th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
hahahaha very funny
September 12th, 2007 at 12:44 am
ha ha??
September 20th, 2007 at 10:00 am
“thATS THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK” Of course it is :o]
And I heard a different version too.
September 26th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
thats funyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…
September 28th, 2007 at 1:40 am
yeah it was funny but atleast they could have cleaned it up a little more than what it is
October 2nd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
i liked it
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:27 pm
It was very funny but why the hell would it need 2 b cleaned up? I thought this was the dirty joke section. Duh!
October 14th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
THIS IS SO OLD I BET EVE HEARD IT BEFORE SHE DIED
October 20th, 2007 at 1:11 am
lol that was hilarious!
October 20th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
word…..
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:19 pm
hahaha that was pretty funny joke..:)
October 25th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
hilarious
October 30th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
HAHA that was awsome!!!!!!
October 31st, 2007 at 2:43 pm
hahahahahahahahahaha that was hilarious
November 2nd, 2007 at 8:49 am
OMG DAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNI!!! LOVD IT
November 9th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
lol the teacher sucks
November 18th, 2007 at 1:39 am
LMFAP!!!, that is a good classic
November 19th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
that one was actually good
=]
i loved it
November 20th, 2007 at 6:42 am
haha that was well funny lmao !!! xxx
November 21st, 2007 at 1:52 pm
lol i couldent stop laughing from dis
December 5th, 2007 at 10:23 am
HHAHAHHSGF that would hurt soooooooooooooooo bad if eve really did that!!!!!!
January 6th, 2008 at 4:29 am
that was f*cking funny……. i loved it lmfao
January 17th, 2008 at 7:24 am
oooooh! did’nt think it’ll end up like that! oops
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:58 am
ha ha haaaaa Little Janice is just great
January 29th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Hahahahahahaha!! My mom just slap me coz i laugh to hard, thx! XD
January 30th, 2008 at 9:12 am
it was alright.
February 9th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
that has been my favorite joke so far! its hilarious! omg! im still cracking up!
February 10th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
best joke for life
February 16th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Freakin funny!
March 6th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
March 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
hey i think this is the funnyes joke ive ever read
March 18th, 2008 at 8:17 am
HEARD IT B4, TODAY ACTUALLY BUT IT SI FUNNY
March 20th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
it was so freakin funny i could not stop laughing
March 25th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
hahahahah lmfao that was funny
March 28th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
i want that pin…
March 28th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
and i lick it
March 28th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
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April 1st, 2008 at 1:47 pm
that was freakin funny!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:05 pm
this is funny