Sunday School Lesson
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted!
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Actually, it isn’t. That was the third time in a short while she had been awoken by the same sensation. LOGIC would decree that she would have figured it out by then.
Now shut up and enjoy a bloody good joke.
I think that was very funny ha ha ha ha.
this is hella funny
That is really wonderful.
heard this before….but its hilarious!!
fuunnyyy one of my favs
heard this one a thousand times
hella funny, busted a gut
gee,this is so hilarious.
it was really funny
i loved it.
that’s just a ass kickin waiting to happend
ok the joke actually was about a wife complaining to the pastor about her husband sleeping during the sermons so ect. that’s what happened
wow. thats dumb
this was funny hey
iT’S REALLY FUNNY,My only worry is that who will take care of the class.
hahaha! i feel sorry for the adam as well as for the teacher
Very interesting, and funny ofcos
lmao….awesome
Haha that was FUNNY!
lolx othough it’s abit dirty but tis is d funniest joke ive ever seen!bravo
wow what a funny joke.that is really nice
this is retareded
very funny,nice is just not funny enough
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo veryy funny
hahahaha. it’s very funny! i like it
:)
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This is wonderful..I give credit to the writer.
i like it yeah
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaha this is freaakiin hilarioous
That is so hilariously fun!!!!!!LOL.
very funny
veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery funny
Bahahahahah. I love love love love this joke! Its one of my new favorites!
it was really good
Geeeeee man, thats good. I love it
i feel sorry for the teacher
that joke was so funny u go girl janice
haha thats well funny
splendid one……..the laugh went on!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha. dat waz hilarious
I almost fainted like d teacher did,after reading.
Ho! It has improved my general knowledge a lot!
it isnt that hilarious you see logic girl states correct get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!
fikin hillarious………..man i cudn’t stop laughing
Ha ha ha ha ..very funny
HAHAHAA! i’m still laughin at that..its soooo funny. i rated it 5 loool
wawawawawawa…. thts funny
that was effing hilarious!
best joke/story i’ve heard in a long time!!!!!