Sum of Which
Little Johnny was heard by his mother reciting his homework: “Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch…”
“Johnny !” shouted his mother. “Watch your language! You’re not allowed to use the swearwords.” “But, Mom,” replied the boy, “that’s what the teacher taught us, and she said to recite it out loud till we learned it.”
Next day Johnny’s mother went right into the classroom to complain. “Oh, heavens !” said the teacher. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say, ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’ “
What'd You Think?

(33 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
August 11th, 2007 at 3:51 am
LOL! OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING WHEN I WAS LITTLE
September 4th, 2007 at 8:59 am
ROFL! That shows what kids are like and how fast they suck things into their brains xD
September 12th, 2007 at 1:03 am
sure they do!!!
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:17 am
haha! that’s funny!
October 23rd, 2007 at 2:14 pm
haha.. that was a good one.. i can see where he got confused..
November 19th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
lol funny