Stuttering Cat
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident.
“Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was!” said Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say “F*ck”, the Rottweiler ate him!”
What'd You Think?
(119 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
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September 21st, 2007 at 11:15 am
That was Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’ Funny…
September 23rd, 2007 at 12:47 pm
thats Fffff, Fffff, Ffff*ckin messed up. the poor cat
September 24th, 2007 at 10:25 am
that’s retarted! my cats were taken by a mommy rotweiler!!! wahhh!
September 29th, 2007 at 6:37 am
sorry to offend you people. But that was just hilarious… so funny
October 1st, 2007 at 2:17 pm
that was Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’in hilarious
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:08 pm
that was great, and I hope I offended someone.
October 12th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
ffffff*ckin lousy
October 18th, 2007 at 9:28 am
That was Ffff Ffff Ffff Funny!!!!!!! I loved it!
October 20th, 2007 at 1:07 am
Poor kitty! But that was freakin hilarious!
October 20th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
this is a new one fer me… funny!!!
October 24th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
u smell..
October 24th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
just kiddin’ that was a halariuos joke though.. haha lol.. that was effin funny thoughg…
naw im totaly kiddin’ that was effin retarted..
October 24th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
booooooooooooooooooo!!! did i scare you…
October 24th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
:D… dude where’s my car???
i dont know man…
dude where’s your car???
yeah.. any wayz. that joke was effin.. f-. stupid..
i didnt’ get it.. 
oh and dude i found my car
October 24th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Hey Boomer!
The Hero loves your posts the most! Your posts are better than the Jokes. Keep writing.
Thank You, The Hero
PS: Remember, Praise from The Hero of Snobsville, is something worth having!
October 31st, 2007 at 2:39 pm
that was funny
November 1st, 2007 at 4:16 pm
LMFAO…awsome its a great joke! poor cat but still a great joke.
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:18 am
Hey I don’t think you know this, but this joke has been posted twice in this section. The other one is called FFFFFFF.
November 7th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
that was f*cking retarded.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:34 am
“Boomer” and “Hero”….
Your comments are just as stupid as the joke!
The only difference is, the JOKE is so stupid
it’s actually funny; the two of you are just
plain stupid!!
November 20th, 2007 at 6:37 am
soz peeps bt i really didnt find that funny at all, if you think that was funny then u av sooo gt sumit wrong wit ya !!!!! xxxxxxx
January 28th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Half you b**tards don’t even know how to spell, It’s wonder to me how you guy can even take each other seriously.
April 5th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
that is funny….
April 17th, 2008 at 9:00 am
That was damn good!