Stuff Women Really Need To Know About Men
Ok ladies, this is for you. Some of you just don't know what it's like to be a man, or know what a man wants. Now, while I admit we're not as mysterious as women, there's still some things you need to know. Your man may just be too scared to tell you, so F&J [...]
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Stuff Women Really Need To Know About Men
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Hilarious, very very funny and some of them are even true
This coming from a man
very funny! Thanks for the tips……i think?!
So funny and so true on many of them.:)
no way!!!!none of that is true,im gonna kill the bastardwho invented this.i swear none of it is true,it is so fake,who ever wrote it needs their head testing either that or they where feeling desperate when they decided to write this.:):):):):
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LOLZZZ A GOOD READ I MUST SAY BUT IL THINK OFF ACTING ON NE OFF THEM..XXXXX
that was incredible and really true, like 99% of them. this should be published in Vogue or something, ESPECIALLY #7
LOL!!! I believe some of them are really ture if you ask a man.
ROFL…Pretty true, but a little irrational
I think they are right. #7 is right because people dont need good looking guys once that is not really that matters. Mine aint perfect but he is nice.
I also agree with #5 because I HATE shopping my self and I am a girl. Shopping is boring and is for girlier girls than me.
i think Dogs are better then Cats because Dogs are usefull. Cats just go under your window and dont leave you alone all night. Atleast that is my cat.
I also think that anyone can look ant anyone since the eyes and the breains we have are our own.
What “blow job” means I do not know.
There are some things that I would find “inapropriate” but I cant do anything against that. I think these tips would help ever female since we dont know as much about men as they do. But I still think that there should be one about tips for men about women.
Of course size matters, and boy does he have the grandaddy of them all.
does that mean its old and wrinkly…..ugh!
Is this true. If so My man is mad at me haha
yo jess how old r u n u dnt no wat a blow job is lol. wat r u like 12 suk my dic dats wat it means
im sorry but i would NEVER go down on a gay and i don’t expect him to go down on me either GROSS!!!!!! it’s just wrong
LAMO So true, thankx for reminding me!
Sadly, most of these are true! …except tha foot ball thing. My man knows i hate it and he understands
id much rather shop!
maybe we should make one of these about the guys!!!! like when eating out have a strategy don’t just eat it like a pie!
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lol this is real funny considering alot of it I see is true in my boyfriend! I’m totally guilty of #25 haha.. sorry boyfriend.. but I’m loving you even more! Thanks F&J!
so many are true!!
Perfect..grabbed..linked..you the man!
That Jessica at the top can f**k off. there isn’t a word of that that isn’t true. Stupid b***h.
lol, very funny.
Jessica: what the heck is wrong with you? it’s simply a bit of humour based on the mind of the stereotypical man (which is actually quite accurate for many men, whether you want to believe it or not. Also, the content is by a man and not particularly insulting, in case it’s sexism you’re against).
mtm: You have some serious problems. If a girl does not know what a blowjob is, it doesn’t mean she is a 12 year old girl who you should attempt to sexually abuse over the internet. It simply means she hasn’t given one (and there’s no reason why she should have) and that she doesn’t have a sick mind or learnt from someone with a sick mind.
Bill: Try to be a little less offensive.
I agree with Mitchell. It’s just a joke!! God you stupid commenters just take things and blow them WAY out of preportion. You are worse than the media! Jessica, you really have to understand that there will be some things in this world that you will disagree with. It doesn’t mean that you have to act as if someone had just headbutted your kitten. This coming from a 15 year old. Even I don’t lose my head when I see something I don;t like. I just go stand in the corner and kick my cat… :/ Nice list by the way lol.
im not sure…. it sure looks lik men has a way and we dnt.. but bliv me, my bf is coool… we understnd each other better. well, he likes shoppin… both for mine and his stuff… thts fun…y is it tht men dnt kno women ????
but ur articles ok….
Sorry, what’s wrong with “going down” on people….
It’s a perfectly normal sexual act. Not everyone likes it, but it is an important part of most sexual relationships.
I’m going to have to sit my girlfriend down and make her read this. So true…
A blowjob is giving oral sex to a male. Ie putting a penis in your mouth.
How quickly something funny can go so wrong when interpreted by jackasses
Girls, learn these points. Particularly 3-7 along with 12, 14, 20, 22, 24 and 31
I don’t like football. The rest is right on
this blows fat balls
he he he this is kinda funny, and i must say i agree entirely, though who does some of that!? number 25 I’m talking to you eww! >.
erica you really need to see mine not old and wringly at all its rather upstanding if you know what i mean.
HAHA! That was great..and possibly true..but I’m not a man so i wouldn’t know :p. I think I’ll try to see what happens if I start a date with the sentence: “You know, why don’t we just skip the expensive dinner and stay here having freaky circus sex all night?” Ha!
lol owned
soo tru… but just a side not… all of u commentin on other ppl’s comments. Do u really think they r comin bak to read the foolishness ur writing?? think abt out.
Good article tho
This is so true everything good job.
anyone who thinks different is soft gay (homosexual-not to be confused with hard gay the opposite of homophobics)or a virgin female.
So funny, but soo true.
haha totally true! evry 1!!
Very insightful comments. And anyone who reacts to this and says “No! it’s not true or funny it’s just wrong and gross” doesn’t have a clue.
I disagree with #18. I really liked this guy and I asked him on a date.
The week after the date, he came up to me and told me he just wanted to be friends.
I told my friend about this and he just said, “Well, ya got lucky.”
What he really means is unlucky. I mean, c’mon.
10. Dont hog the covers. Really.
…REALLY. Dont.
This is awesome. And yeah 90% of em are quite true..
This is just a list of terrible stereotypes that the media and society has promoted on several levels to control the population. If you are a man and honestly believe this about yourself, stop and think about yourself. Might you have been influenced? Are these things really true about you? If you are a women, do you really think you should accept these things about your partner? Are these things positive? By the way you can be male and still be sexist against males. These are very sexist statements because they are reinforcing negative stereotypes about both men and women. The key to a successful relationship is compatablity, truth and communication.
If this post is deleted, society is in a worse state than I thought.
Dont feed the trolls..
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look women. all of these are true. get used to it. ok so one or two maybe differant for you but you dont speak for all woman. this covers 95% of woman. your just special.
MEN RULE!
hey…. i come back and look at stupid peoples comments! But then again it’s just because this clas is freakn gay and there’s nothing better 2 do and sometimes the comments are better than the jokes! Well dms….if you have nothing better 2 do than re read comments like me then NO! I really don’t care how great urs is! Get a gf and you can show her! LOL!
like omg peeps dont get mad and say its sexist crap. cause its not, its just for fun~ gah, its just something 2 laugh about!!! and btw i sooo laughed!!!
hahahahahahahaha #4 is my fav.
Most r true but some might fall under the catagory ” I doubt it ” not all guys r like that.
Ahaha, I like the last one.
Sounds like something I should bring up to my boyfriend next time he wants to go out to eat. =]