Stranded On A Deserted Island
Three chicks were stranded on an deserted island - a brunette, redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles and got really tired, by the time she made it ten miles she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.
The second chick, a redhead, said to herself, “I wonder if she made it. I guess it’s better to try to get to the mainland than to stay here and starve to death.” So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.
The blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it! I think I’d better try to make it, too.” So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!” So she swam back.
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September 10th, 2007 at 10:57 am
Blonde jokes rock.
September 13th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
This is good
September 14th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
hOW STUPID
September 15th, 2007 at 3:08 am
lol i have a blonde friend she is not an idiot like other blondes but still pretty stupid
September 17th, 2007 at 8:46 am
lol
September 21st, 2007 at 1:23 am
I have a blonde friend, she is twice as retarded as the blonde in that joke
September 23rd, 2007 at 4:18 am
wat a stupid ass blonde woman
she is an idiot
she swam 19 miles and she said she was tired
so she couldnt swim 1 mile to get to the shore
but she swam another 19 miles to get back
she is an idiot
September 23rd, 2007 at 9:10 am
OMFG thats funny
September 24th, 2007 at 9:28 am
That was i cute joke. xoxoxo
September 25th, 2007 at 8:19 am
hey soccer #1 thenks for ruining the joke and pointing out the obvious
September 25th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
wow, I’m to shocked to find the amusing
September 28th, 2007 at 1:15 am
Blonde jokes r so cool…but this one stinks like gordon h’s pants and thats rank so yea…
September 29th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I think Soccer#1 must be a blonde
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:36 am
GOSH THAT BLONDE IS Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 4th, 2007 at 1:16 am
it was okay but the brunette and the red head should have made it
October 9th, 2007 at 8:30 am
wow im kind of schocked that happened
October 12th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
that was awesome im a blonde and that was really funny!!
~ashley
October 13th, 2007 at 10:07 am
It’s hard to believe this really happened. I guess blondes are really as dumb as people say they are.
November 8th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I have heard it before, but I do like it! ^^
November 11th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
hehe
November 16th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
i have a joke
there were 3 girls were (blonde,bruttnet,redhead) going down to h*** but the devil dint want them so he sent them to to hevan. God said if you can make it up 100 steps without laughing at my jokes you can come up here. the bruttnet made it to the 5th step and laughed.the redhead made it to the 50th step and started to laugh. the blonde made it to the 99th step and started to laugh. god said i haven’t even told the joke yet .the blonde said i just got the 1st one.
November 18th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
courtney’s joke is halarious! i have a blonde friend & that sounds just like her!!!
November 28th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
HAHA I SERIOUSLY DON’T GET IT THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD
November 28th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
HAHA I SERIOUSLY DON’T GET IT THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD
BITC*
January 14th, 2008 at 11:39 am
that’s stupid -_-
January 15th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
i get it i think, but its not that funny.
March 1st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
I does not have the getting of the joke
June 17th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
What the? why do people think these jokes ‘actually happened’? its a joke… it didn’t actually happen.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Hillarious. If you can’t understand these jokes, you must be blonde, or have a blonde ancestor.