Stranded On A Deserted Island
Three chicks were stranded on an deserted island - a brunette, redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." She swam out five miles and got really tired, by the time she made it ten miles she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.
The second chick, a redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than to stay here and starve to death." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.
The blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
What'd You Think?
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Blonde jokes rock.
This is good
hOW STUPID
lol i have a blonde friend she is not an idiot like other blondes but still pretty stupid
lol
I have a blonde friend, she is twice as retarded as the blonde in that joke
wat a stupid ass blonde woman
she is an idiot
she swam 19 miles and she said she was tired
so she couldnt swim 1 mile to get to the shore
but she swam another 19 miles to get back
she is an idiot
OMFG thats funny
That was i cute joke. xoxoxo
hey soccer #1 thenks for ruining the joke and pointing out the obvious
wow, I’m to shocked to find the amusing
Blonde jokes r so cool…but this one stinks like gordon h’s pants and thats rank so yea…
I think Soccer#1 must be a blonde
GOSH THAT BLONDE IS Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was okay but the brunette and the red head should have made it
wow im kind of schocked that happened
that was awesome im a blonde and that was really funny!!
~ashley
It’s hard to believe this really happened. I guess blondes are really as dumb as people say they are.
I have heard it before, but I do like it! ^^
hehe
i have a joke
there were 3 girls were (blonde,bruttnet,redhead) going down to h*** but the devil dint want them so he sent them to to hevan. God said if you can make it up 100 steps without laughing at my jokes you can come up here. the bruttnet made it to the 5th step and laughed.the redhead made it to the 50th step and started to laugh. the blonde made it to the 99th step and started to laugh. god said i haven’t even told the joke yet .the blonde said i just got the 1st one.
courtney’s joke is halarious! i have a blonde friend & that sounds just like her!!!
HAHA I SERIOUSLY DON’T GET IT THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD
HAHA I SERIOUSLY DON’T GET IT THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD
BITC*
that’s stupid -_-
i get it i think, but its not that funny.
I does not have the getting of the joke
What the? why do people think these jokes ‘actually happened’? its a joke… it didn’t actually happen.
Hillarious. If you can’t understand these jokes, you must be blonde, or have a blonde ancestor.
Why stupid girls have to been told as blondes?!poor all blondes
Can i please just clear up the fact that females are not “chicks” we do not resemble birds of any kind. Thanks!! Good Joke tho!! =] xox
ITs a joke ppl so no need to call her an idiot
hey Sxcbiker, you a lawyer, rich, or a english teach?
funny ass joke
wow dat blonde can swim!!!!! lmfao i luv blonde jokes!