Stranded On A Deserted Island


Three chicks were stranded on an deserted island - a brunette, redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles and got really tired, by the time she made it ten miles she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.

The second chick, a redhead, said to herself, “I wonder if she made it. I guess it’s better to try to get to the mainland than to stay here and starve to death.” So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, and she drowned.

The blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it! I think I’d better try to make it, too.” So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!” So she swam back.

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29 Responses to “Stranded On A Deserted Island”

  1. CrazyCon Says:

    Blonde jokes rock.

  2. gene Says:

    This is good

  3. Courtney Says:

    hOW STUPID

  4. max Says:

    lol i have a blonde friend she is not an idiot like other blondes but still pretty stupid

  5. klapaucius Says:

    lol

  6. Pinkey Says:

    I have a blonde friend, she is twice as retarded as the blonde in that joke

  7. soccer #1 Says:

    wat a stupid ass blonde woman
    she is an idiot
    she swam 19 miles and she said she was tired
    so she couldnt swim 1 mile to get to the shore
    but she swam another 19 miles to get back
    she is an idiot

  8. Joshua Says:

    OMFG thats funny

  9. Amberly kay Says:

    That was i cute joke. xoxoxo

  10. max chik Says:

    hey soccer #1 thenks for ruining the joke and pointing out the obvious

  11. bugonatree Says:

    wow, I’m to shocked to find the amusing

  12. Chookiebee Says:

    Blonde jokes r so cool…but this one stinks like gordon h’s pants and thats rank so yea…

  13. jay Says:

    I think Soccer#1 must be a blonde

  14. keyarra Says:

    GOSH THAT BLONDE IS Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. wow:) Says:

    it was okay but the brunette and the red head should have made it

  16. dillon Says:

    wow im kind of schocked that happened

  17. Angelic scars Says:

    that was awesome im a blonde and that was really funny!!
    ~ashley

  18. John Winters Says:

    It’s hard to believe this really happened. I guess blondes are really as dumb as people say they are.

  19. Katlyn Says:

    I have heard it before, but I do like it! ^^

  20. Anti Christ Says:

    hehe

  21. courtney Says:

    i have a joke
    there were 3 girls were (blonde,bruttnet,redhead) going down to h*** but the devil dint want them so he sent them to to hevan. God said if you can make it up 100 steps without laughing at my jokes you can come up here. the bruttnet made it to the 5th step and laughed.the redhead made it to the 50th step and started to laugh. the blonde made it to the 99th step and started to laugh. god said i haven’t even told the joke yet .the blonde said i just got the 1st one.

  22. Natalie Says:

    courtney’s joke is halarious! i have a blonde friend & that sounds just like her!!!

  23. tigger Says:

    HAHA I SERIOUSLY DON’T GET IT THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD

  24. tigger Says:

    HAHA I SERIOUSLY DON’T GET IT THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD
    BITC*

  25. RAD19 Says:

    that’s stupid -_-

  26. 7890 Says:

    i get it i think, but its not that funny.

  27. Sugar Ray Andrews Says:

    I does not have the getting of the joke

  28. triggerhappy Says:

    What the? why do people think these jokes ‘actually happened’? its a joke… it didn’t actually happen.

  29. WalkerOfWorlds Says:

    Hillarious. If you can’t understand these jokes, you must be blonde, or have a blonde ancestor.

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