Stop Or Slow Down?

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense. Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What [...]

Stop Or Slow Down?

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Stop Or Slow Down? was written by F&J Staff on Friday, September 7th, 2007 at 4:00 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Slow Golfers , Get Rich Slow , Q&A Lawyer Jokes , More Lawyer Q and A , Speeding Ticket .

13 Comments to “Stop Or Slow Down?”

• Addie says:

  September 7, 2007 at 4:25 pm

  It’s an ok joke …but really!* Just too long, and not very funny….
• CrazyCon says:

  September 10, 2007 at 11:01 am

  Not only is this very funny, but I have learned a life lesson. Always stop at a Stop Sign in a car. OR- get the s*** beaten out of you.
• Pinkey says:

  September 10, 2007 at 11:42 pm

  kehe very funny
• John says:

  September 20, 2007 at 10:28 am

  LOL!!!! Wow…Thats why u don’t mess w/police
• Sasa says:

  November 4, 2007 at 2:12 pm

  Haha..I really enjoyed this One! Lawyer get his proof!
• Ms B says:

  November 12, 2007 at 5:39 pm

  Why does everyone keep complaining about long jokes? Took me one min to read, please people feed your mind
• +++++++++ says:

  November 28, 2007 at 3:10 pm

  ++++++++++
• ±°²­¯³´µ says:

  December 23, 2007 at 7:10 pm

  FUNNY
• NS MOLULA says:

  January 17, 2008 at 8:05 am

  I’M SO SPEECHLESS
• Od says:

  January 30, 2008 at 4:41 am

  Im a lawyer so definitely im not impressed, any reasonable lawyer wud get off scot free with that piece of … a bit funny though
• Jezzebelle says:

  February 25, 2008 at 11:12 pm

  not the best . . . rather stupid actually
• Red Rivan says:

  February 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm

  WHOOO HOOOO!!! YEAH!!! go geputy, i am jealous
• IrritatedOyster says:

  February 26, 2009 at 9:36 am

  Haha, niiiice