Stick It Out Johnny
One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.
The Teacher asked, “Johnny, what are you doing?”
Then, Johnny said, “It hurts down there.”
“Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home”, said the teacher.
A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.
Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his dick haging out of his pants.
The teacher said, “Johnny, what’s that doing hanging out of your pants?!”
Then Johnny said, “My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she’ll come and pick me up.”
What'd You Think?

(33 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)
July 6th, 2007 at 8:06 am
wkd joke herd it b4….typical lool…x
July 29th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
….sooo old.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:14 am
LOLOLOL!
October 25th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
That was funny!!
October 25th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!1I totaly get it
November 6th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
LOL
November 19th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
omg
November 28th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
stop saying that these jokes are old.it’s not like its ment to be a “new” joke.lmao,douche bag.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Well, he stuck it out all right!