Spot The Liberal
How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore and see what happens. A conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!" A liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, then go off to do another good [...]


i fell asleep
Yeah, struggling over words on a joke for hours on end will do that to you.
If this joke were any worse, you’d be sent to the Hague for crimes against humanity.