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Spot The Liberal

How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore and see what happens.

A conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout "swim for it!"

A liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, then go off to do another good deed.

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Spot The Liberal was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, July 28th, 2007 at 6:10 pmin Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , You Might Be Liberal If…, Redneck’s Last Words, Q&A Lawyer Jokes, Two Ropes, Lawyer Q and A.

2 Comments to “Spot The Liberal”

bob says:

August 20, 2007 at 12:42 am

i fell asleep
Abstract says:

September 29, 2007 at 12:03 pm

Yeah, struggling over words on a joke for hours on end will do that to you.

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