An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as [...]
Sperm Count
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Sperm Count was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 at 10:06 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes.
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lol thats a nice twist funny
ahahaha…i feel guilty for thinking dirty. i bet the doctor did too. xD
You are forgiven to think dirty! He he he he he he he he!!!! akkkkkk!!!!! (Choking)
LOL! That was hilarious. I got the wrong idea at first, but nowww i get it ! xD hahaha
Oh man, I was laughing so hard at this one. Great find! xD
this is a bomb,i laughed till my tongue weept
haha::
dat shyts crazi>
for all you pervs get ya mind off tha gutter>
They forgot a line
“I even tried to bang it on the table”
“…and running it under some warm water” xD
“…my pet monkey even tried”
Ahaha! nice tryy. xDD
They forgot the can opener attempt
woooow ahahahhahah looolzz soo damn funny