Speeding Ticket

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost [...]

Speeding Ticket

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Speeding Ticket was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, August 18th, 2007 at 10:55 amin Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , One Ticket Experiment , So This Cop Was Writing A Parking Ticket , Walk The Line , The Speeder , Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say To A Police Officer .

8 Comments to “Speeding Ticket”

• daza says:

  August 20, 2007 at 4:25 am

  thats a good must try that next time i get pulled over
• Twilight_surfer says:

  August 24, 2007 at 7:50 pm

  omg, that’s kewl.
• RoRo says:

  September 25, 2007 at 3:39 pm

  hahhahahahahah! that is so clever! must try that!
• persons corrector says:

  October 7, 2007 at 9:04 am

  if you did that you’d get charged for wasting police time,
  murder is a serious crime.. oops am i giving away my occupation, i should be out enforcing the law not reading jokes
• Anti Christ says:

  November 11, 2007 at 11:17 am

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO SMART
• RAD19 says:

  February 6, 2008 at 4:02 am

  woah, ok :s
• Tyler says:

  October 6, 2008 at 12:52 am

  I’m gonna have to remember that for when I’m old enough to drive.
• angii says:

  July 15, 2009 at 10:02 am

  lolz too funny, i would try it but i wouldnt wana get into too much trouble