Something Special For His Birthday

It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on [...]

Something Special For His Birthday

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Something Special For His Birthday was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, January 11th, 2009 at 9:47 amin Birthday Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Birthday Suit , 50th Birthday Jokes , Birthday Wife , A Wife’s Special Birthday Present , Why I Fired My Secretary .

68 Comments to “Something Special For His Birthday”

• tink says:

  June 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm

  sux………………….
• hhhh says:

  June 28, 2009 at 10:13 pm

  um… ok
• AS says:

  August 28, 2009 at 12:56 am

  …
• bArRa BaBe XoXoX says:

  September 2, 2009 at 8:48 am

  ……………….HUH……………….. LOL
• Texas Gal says:

  September 14, 2009 at 10:29 am

  sorry, but not funny….
• Victoriah says:

  September 28, 2009 at 3:21 am

  no.
• lLiilLoO says:

  October 2, 2009 at 7:19 pm

  dOnt get iit
• tima says:

  October 14, 2009 at 2:11 pm

  ummm was that suppose to be funny
• RunA says:

  October 16, 2009 at 8:49 am

  Oh man.. he took it as “soup or sex”..
  gud one..
• Tra says:

  October 30, 2009 at 10:37 am

  (sigh) u tried u tried. sorry…..
• ElIzAbEtH cArPeNtEr says:

  November 6, 2009 at 10:00 pm

  that was really stupid……..think up more jokes!!!
• billy christensen says:

  December 21, 2009 at 12:55 pm

  sux
• Ashley says:

  December 21, 2009 at 12:56 pm

  this sux dont get it
• ~StEpHiE~ says:

  December 29, 2009 at 1:38 am

  no it is gross not soap or sex and ewwwww
• smart1 says:

  February 7, 2010 at 1:20 am

  she is talking about a sex and the old man is thinking a soup
  is him an actual old man?
• tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt says:

  February 13, 2010 at 1:15 pm

  THIS SUCKS I DONT GET IT THIS SUCKS I DONT GET IT THIS SUCKS I DONT GET IT. DAMN YOU PEOPLE TALK SOOO MUCH ABOUT STUFF YOU DONT EVEN LIKE
• 2silly&laughalot says:

  February 18, 2010 at 7:12 pm

  i liked it!!!! itz funny!!!
• F.B.I says:

  February 20, 2010 at 10:44 pm

  Dnt get it