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Some Random Short Riddles
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Some Random Short Riddles was written by F&J Staff on Friday, August 3rd, 2007 at 12:35 pmin Riddles.
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this was ok, but most were kinda easy to get.
i got 1 answer for all those little riddles………….stupid
the riddles were good, but most of them i herd before.
Oo. Stupid. It is not funny at all
I can’t beloeve I lost my time reading it
I’m terrible at riddles
dude there riddles…there not suposed to be funny…=~(
ha ha not funny bt are good lol!!!!!
Gilvando you are a complete Idiot
P.S. what kind of name is GIlvando haha haha ha
Most were pretty easy, and it doesn’t help that the answers are right below the riddle. wandering eyes may accidentaly fall upon the answer…
I agree with him I thought the first answer was dog.
i’ve heard these before, wish they were a little better
those riddles were pretty lame but its not like ive ever heard a good riddle anyways
-.- this website is called funny and JOKES not funny and riddles
THEY MAY HAVE BEEN EASY BUT MI FRIEND TOOK 5 MINS. TO SOLVE THE FIRST ONE
The first one was definitely easy, but the rest were kind of hard, not necessarily because they were hard, but because they were worded to wear it was over-intellectual and made no damn sense. Smoke is not a wingless bird. I get that it’s a metaphor, but that’s just stupid. I still don’t get the dictionary one. Either way.. some of them were good. I liked the breath riddle.
these r really funny yet the smoke one didnt make much sense to me.
i think they were funny yet the smoke one didnt make any sense. you should rethink that one.
hahahaha they were pretty good! i liked them. Gilvandu you are a idiot.
box Says:
September 18th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
dude there riddles…there not suposed to be funny…=~(
daniel Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 5:41 am
ha ha not funny bt are good lol!!!!!
THAT WAS FUNNY HAHAHAHHA
wow……that was really homophbic now i want to cut my eyes out.
not so good,but ok.I enjoyed,but not to the fullest
dude these are Horse crap coz i did them all in lyk 20 seconds while taking someones virginity! how ace was that!(if u havent had u shud realli try it! its awesome!)
if u havent had * * then u shud relli try it!
** if u havent had ‘it’
just great..
i thought these were pretty good except i thought the first one was a dog and the smoke one sucks cuz it could have been numerous things! and i don’t like the way its worded or the towel one.
i thought they were ok but the one bout the dictionary i dint get
I thought some were ok, but I also did’nt get de dictionary one!
yous are all losers
i think its the most disgusting website i have ever seen in my entire life bakwas hai sab
Why are you browsing through the most ridiculous website then?
sub kuch teekh hai
u65u5uy5y
greg
wow. have you noticed that half of the people that comment are jerks.
hmmm.
There were ok riddles i like the one about a breath
these were great if i havent heard them b4
Well they were nice but i wish you cuold try this one
Four people went for a visit, they were given three seats but all of them were comfortable.How is that possible?
i hate u all i e ur jokes and u stink and after todayi ever wanna come on here again
These jokes r ok, but I’ve heard them all b4…lolz :p
l just have 2 say tho…these jokes r old and boring sometimes
the only one i didn’t understand was the dictionary one…would be nice if someone explained? nice riddles though =)
Why are you taking your precious time to comment for a friggen riddle? dumb.
For everyone who didn’t get the dictionary joke: alphabetically, tomorrow is after today and before yesterday. =D
Question; What do you call a driver who dosen’t have license?
Answer; A screwdriver
i love all da riddles… but i dont get da dictionary 1.. well i still love all ya riddles. imma tell sum 2 my franns taaaaaaaaahmorrow!
just loves daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa riddles…
i really love them i made wrote them and asked them in the school they are awosome……………………..
Who the hell would think these are funny? They give more “Oh yea” moments then “Ha ha” moments. They were somewhat intelligent, but not funny. And the dictionary one has to do with alphabetical order. I also agree with whoever said that the smoke riddle was completely stupid.
Here’s one:
If a quiz is quizzical,
What is a test?
HAHAHA IT IS FUNNY
some good and some more good jokes. KEEP IT UP!.
they could do better and i have herd most before
very well done!this is the type riddles I wanted