Some Random Short Riddles


Q: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A: A shoe.Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A: A river.

Q: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
A: Suicide.

Q: What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A: A Stamp.

Q: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
A: Breath.

Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.

Q: I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
A: Smoke.

Q: I’m where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow’s in the middle. What am I?
A: A dictionary.

Q: I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
A: A shadow.

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31 Responses to “Some Random Short Riddles”

  1. Jessica Says:

    this was ok, but most were kinda easy to get.

  2. sarah Says:

    i got 1 answer for all those little riddles………….stupid

  3. Jeremy Says:

    the riddles were good, but most of them i herd before.

  4. Gilvando Says:

    Oo. Stupid. It is not funny at all
    I can’t beloeve I lost my time reading it

  5. Wolf Child Says:

    I’m terrible at riddles

  6. box Says:

    dude there riddles…there not suposed to be funny…=~(

  7. daniel Says:

    ha ha not funny bt are good lol!!!!!

  8. Tyler Warner-Smith Says:

    Gilvando you are a complete Idiot
    P.S. what kind of name is GIlvando haha haha ha

  9. Brandon Says:

    Most were pretty easy, and it doesn’t help that the answers are right below the riddle. wandering eyes may accidentaly fall upon the answer…

  10. Wolf Child Says:

    I agree with him I thought the first answer was dog.

  11. merderschic420 Says:

    i’ve heard these before, wish they were a little better

  12. gabby Says:

    those riddles were pretty lame but its not like ive ever heard a good riddle anyways

  13. Anti Christ Says:

    -.- this website is called funny and JOKES not funny and riddles

  14. Dani gurl Says:

    THEY MAY HAVE BEEN EASY BUT MI FRIEND TOOK 5 MINS. TO SOLVE THE FIRST ONE

  15. Brittany Says:

    The first one was definitely easy, but the rest were kind of hard, not necessarily because they were hard, but because they were worded to wear it was over-intellectual and made no damn sense. Smoke is not a wingless bird. I get that it’s a metaphor, but that’s just stupid. I still don’t get the dictionary one. Either way.. some of them were good. I liked the breath riddle.

  16. bribri Says:

    these r really funny yet the smoke one didnt make much sense to me.

  17. bribri Says:

    i think they were funny yet the smoke one didnt make any sense. you should rethink that one.

  18. Malu Says:

    hahahaha they were pretty good! i liked them. Gilvandu you are a idiot.

  19. GUMMY BEAR Says:

    box Says:

    September 18th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    dude there riddles…there not suposed to be funny…=~(

    daniel Says:

    September 21st, 2007 at 5:41 am
    ha ha not funny bt are good lol!!!!!

    THAT WAS FUNNY HAHAHAHHA

  20. pimpinandblack Says:

    wow……that was really homophbic now i want to cut my eyes out.

  21. bhavana Says:

    not so good,but ok.I enjoyed,but not to the fullest

  22. virginity loser Says:

    dude these are Horse crap coz i did them all in lyk 20 seconds while taking someones virginity! how ace was that!(if u havent had u shud realli try it! its awesome!)

  23. virginity loser Says:

    if u havent had * * then u shud relli try it!

  24. virginity loser Says:

    ** if u havent had ‘it’

  25. unreachable spirit Says:

    just great..

  26. katelyn Says:

    i thought these were pretty good except i thought the first one was a dog and the smoke one sucks cuz it could have been numerous things! and i don’t like the way its worded or the towel one.

  27. chris Says:

    i thought they were ok but the one bout the dictionary i dint get

  28. Sashnee Says:

    I thought some were ok, but I also did’nt get de dictionary one!

  29. jay Says:

    yous are all losers

  30. shilpa sharma Says:

    i think its the most disgusting website i have ever seen in my entire life bakwas hai sab

  31. Billy Says:

    Why are you browsing through the most ridiculous website then?

    sub kuch teekh hai

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