Some Random Short Riddles
Q: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A: A shoe.Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A: A river.
Q: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
A: Suicide.
Q: What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A: A Stamp.
Q: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
A: Breath.
Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
A: Smoke.
Q: I’m where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow’s in the middle. What am I?
A: A dictionary.
Q: I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
A: A shadow.
What'd You Think?
(107 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)
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August 14th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
this was ok, but most were kinda easy to get.
August 15th, 2007 at 12:35 am
i got 1 answer for all those little riddles………….stupid
September 12th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
the riddles were good, but most of them i herd before.
September 15th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Oo. Stupid. It is not funny at all
I can’t beloeve I lost my time reading it
September 18th, 2007 at 10:24 am
I’m terrible at riddles
September 18th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
dude there riddles…there not suposed to be funny…=~(
September 21st, 2007 at 5:41 am
ha ha not funny bt are good lol!!!!!
October 11th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Gilvando you are a complete Idiot
P.S. what kind of name is GIlvando haha haha ha
October 23rd, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Most were pretty easy, and it doesn’t help that the answers are right below the riddle. wandering eyes may accidentaly fall upon the answer…
October 25th, 2007 at 9:15 am
I agree with him I thought the first answer was dog.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
i’ve heard these before, wish they were a little better
October 28th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
those riddles were pretty lame but its not like ive ever heard a good riddle anyways
November 11th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
-.- this website is called funny and JOKES not funny and riddles
November 20th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
THEY MAY HAVE BEEN EASY BUT MI FRIEND TOOK 5 MINS. TO SOLVE THE FIRST ONE
November 27th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
The first one was definitely easy, but the rest were kind of hard, not necessarily because they were hard, but because they were worded to wear it was over-intellectual and made no damn sense. Smoke is not a wingless bird. I get that it’s a metaphor, but that’s just stupid. I still don’t get the dictionary one. Either way.. some of them were good. I liked the breath riddle.
January 5th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
these r really funny yet the smoke one didnt make much sense to me.
January 5th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
i think they were funny yet the smoke one didnt make any sense. you should rethink that one.
January 6th, 2008 at 9:19 am
hahahaha they were pretty good! i liked them. Gilvandu you are a idiot.
January 10th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
box Says:
September 18th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
dude there riddles…there not suposed to be funny…=~(
daniel Says:
September 21st, 2007 at 5:41 am
ha ha not funny bt are good lol!!!!!
THAT WAS FUNNY HAHAHAHHA
January 11th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
wow……that was really homophbic now i want to cut my eyes out.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:18 am
not so good,but ok.I enjoyed,but not to the fullest
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
dude these are Horse crap coz i did them all in lyk 20 seconds while taking someones virginity! how ace was that!(if u havent had u shud realli try it! its awesome!)
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
if u havent had * * then u shud relli try it!
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
** if u havent had ‘it’
January 25th, 2008 at 6:35 am
just great..
February 9th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
i thought these were pretty good except i thought the first one was a dog and the smoke one sucks cuz it could have been numerous things! and i don’t like the way its worded or the towel one.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
i thought they were ok but the one bout the dictionary i dint get
March 17th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I thought some were ok, but I also did’nt get de dictionary one!
March 18th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
yous are all losers
March 19th, 2008 at 12:28 am
i think its the most disgusting website i have ever seen in my entire life bakwas hai sab
March 28th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Why are you browsing through the most ridiculous website then?
sub kuch teekh hai