Some Random Short Riddles
Q: I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A: A shoe.Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A: A river.
Q: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
A: Suicide.
Q: What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A: A Stamp.
Q: I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
A: Breath.
Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
A: Smoke.
Q: I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I?
A: A dictionary.
Q: I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
A: A shadow.

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very good.I will say you one joke,In amental hosital one mad was trying to suicid but another mad saved him.The manager of that mental hospital called the mad who had saved the life of other mad and Manager:you are queit better now maybe your chance has come to return to your home.but the sad news is the man you had saved again he treid and tied a rope around his neck and hanged to the fan and died.MAD:he didn’t treid I hanged him to dry.
what rune but never walks