Some Random Puns
Pretty bored so I've decided to go through some of the silly puns I have lying around my desk. Hmm, let's see... A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop." Doh! That sucks. No wait, here are some better ones...
A lady wrote to an advice column in a newspaper: [...]
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OMG!!!! those are terrible!! Seriously, what were you thinking
Yea, it does suck. Or, blows. Whatever : /
Best jokes ever..if you can get them
OhMyGoD!!!!ThOsE WeRe ReTaRdEd!!!!!1
if shakespeare is so great, why is he dead?
that was lame sorry…..
eh…no. horrible!
orrhhhhh life, they were crap!!!
orhhhh life, they were crap!!
my english tutor can make better!
sucky they seriously have to be the worst jokes ever
umm not the best some were ok.. but you can do better
You guys are crazy. those jokes are hella funny. It’s like watching an old horror movie. so stupid, and yet, so funny.
ew! no sorry buddy but those were horrible!!!!
i got a joke for u : ur jokes suck so bad they suck!!!!!!
HA HA HA !!!!!!!!
MU HA HA HA!!!!
Everyone who says those are crap is stupid! They’re only not funny if you don’t get them. That’s the beauty of puns- they require some intelligence. I think they were incredible. Some of them were kind of stupid, but stupid jokes are the best kind of jokes!
I love how corny these are. Thats what makes them so great.
stupid jokes are the best ones!! Thats what makes them funny!!!duh…
ye so KOOWLY!!!!well dun lol
some were good but most stunk
i didnt get the second to last one but other then that i thought they were good
tihs is a bnuch of jeoks maent olny for gyus who tnihk fsat and raed qicuk wtih out too mcuh of wrroies the odrer and tehy are celan jkoes.
This site is crap.
CLOSE IT DOWN!!!
am i the only one who laughed at these????
Probably Crys. Eh.
some were pretty sound. but some stupid. i got a joke but some of you may not get it coz u is braindead but those hu arent morons:
“what is the crulest thing you can do to anyone who has every difficulty and every disease and fear?”
answer:” anything whatever you do is cruel!”
you can do better’i believe in you
hey person who lost their virginity stfu just don’t talk
Prince John, you are funnier than the jokes! My ribs cracked at your comment, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha jha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh those were indeed very punny… keep it up guys… “it???”… whatever
um…i didnt get them
kaleb
hasan
jj
jose
alssa
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angelique
dayint
dammian
Reading these comments, reminds me of the reactions I get to a bumper sticker I have on my car:
“If you make it Idiot proof, they will only make a better Idiot.” I get very scared when people tell me they do not get it.
All of those jokes were pretty bad man. I did like the cashier one, but when i say that i mean i smiled at it, i didn’t laugh.
Remember Quality not quantity, you have alot of jokes on this site but they are all fairly bad. even if you just had 2 or 3 jokes in each section that were hilarious it would be better then 30 bad jokes.
pircne jhon, good use of spelling lol
Are you guys serious? These jokes were funny as! Puntastic!
i used to be addicted to soap… but now im clean
were proud of u
My husband asks “what’s for dinner honey”, I reply “FOOD”
lol hahaha, one of my classics
… wiw that was really pthectic. a waste of time. sorry but my 3 year old cousin can make better ones then that….. :’(
These are intelligent. I can see from some of your comments that you are too stupid to get the pun. If you can’t spell pathetic then you ARE pathetic. Why do you come to this site if you don’t think the jokes are funny? And what’s up with your name? I think you meant to say “is my brain damaged”. Yes, it is.