Comments on: Some Pretty Funny Short Jokes

By: Danielle Akl

Danielle Akl — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:21:39 +0000

work harder those jokes suck!yuk!

By: Josh

Josh — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:18:43 +0000

Here is a funny joke;
blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…..” he sighed, “we’ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:14:40 +0000

These jokes are not funny AT ALL !

waste of time..

no effence but they really sucked

By: Zodiac

Zodiac — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:21:06 +0000

I think the redneck joke and the wedding ones were ok, but whoever put the jokes on here must have thought it was for short star jokes….cause 1 half isn’t to good, but it was good for practice!

By: mikw

mikw — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:31:53 +0000

kisdikidc

By: Sabrina

Sabrina — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:44:57 +0000

ugghhhh those were so not funny….try different jokes like….how do you make a pool table laugh??…..put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls….lol

By: pew pew™

pew pew™ — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:16:13 +0000

hahahahaha! the one about the country song is truly the funniest joke out of 6hours of reading random jokes on sites, seriously, it is hilarious…

By: Anti Christ

Anti Christ — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:40:03 +0000

ugh those sucked

By: Abstract

Abstract — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:29:48 +0000

For you slow people…

Egomaniac joke: They think there the center of attention, aka center of the world, aka the world revolves around them, screwing in the bulb.

Lawyer joke: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny because they’re the one getting made fun of, and everyone else thinks of them as true stories ’cause of lawyers’ reputations.

By: CaSsIe

CaSsIe — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:25:44 +0000

People that decide to listen to country music will have their life go down hill, because it is so red-neck and low class. By listening to it backwards, it means that you will be rewinding your life.