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		<title>By: reggie jackson</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/some-pretty-funny-short-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-32311</link>
		<dc:creator>reggie jackson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 02:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your airfreshener. Ha, haaaaaaa!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your airfreshener. Ha, haaaaaaa!</p>
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		<title>By: KC</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/some-pretty-funny-short-jokes.html/comment-page-1#comment-31933</link>
		<dc:creator>KC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 14:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How can you not get the last joke i mean duhh people, What do people say about Country songs. My dog ran off, my wife left me,my truck broke down,So what do you get when you play the song backwards, you get your dog back you get your truck back you get your wife back and your house back. I mean wow did i really have to just explain that. LOL you guys need to open your minds up more WOW!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How can you not get the last joke i mean duhh people, What do people say about Country songs. My dog ran off, my wife left me,my truck broke down,So what do you get when you play the song backwards, you get your dog back you get your truck back you get your wife back and your house back. I mean wow did i really have to just explain that. LOL you guys need to open your minds up more WOW!</p>
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		<title>By: jack oxenham</title>
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		<dc:creator>jack oxenham</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 05:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahahah that was  so funny i fell off my dinosaw hey  girls text me on 0437665252</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahahah that was  so funny i fell off my dinosaw hey  girls text me on 0437665252</p>
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		<title>By: Danielle Akl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Danielle Akl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>work harder those jokes suck!yuk!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>work harder those jokes suck!yuk!</p>
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		<title>By: Josh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here is a funny joke;
 blonde calls her boyfriend and says, &quot;Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can&#039;t figure out how to get it started.&quot;

He asks, &quot;What is it supposed to be when it&#039;s finished?&quot;

The blonde says, &quot;According to the picture on the box, it&#039;s a tiger.&quot;

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, &quot;First of all, no matter what we do, we&#039;re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.&quot;

He takes her hand and says, &quot;Second, I want you to relax. Let&#039;s have a nice cup of tea, and then.....&quot; he sighed, &quot;we&#039;ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is a funny joke;<br />
 blonde calls her boyfriend and says, &#8220;Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can&#8217;t figure out how to get it started.&#8221;</p>
<p>He asks, &#8220;What is it supposed to be when it&#8217;s finished?&#8221;</p>
<p>The blonde says, &#8220;According to the picture on the box, it&#8217;s a tiger.&#8221;</p>
<p>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.</p>
<p>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, &#8220;First of all, no matter what we do, we&#8217;re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.&#8221;</p>
<p>He takes her hand and says, &#8220;Second, I want you to relax. Let&#8217;s have a nice cup of tea, and then&#8230;..&#8221; he sighed, &#8220;we&#8217;ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Bob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These jokes are not funny AT ALL !

waste of time..

no effence but they really sucked</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These jokes are not funny AT ALL !</p>
<p>waste of time..</p>
<p>no effence but they really sucked</p>
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		<title>By: Zodiac</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zodiac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the redneck joke and the wedding ones were ok, but whoever put the jokes on here must have thought it was for short star jokes....cause 1 half isn&#039;t to good, but it was good for practice!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the redneck joke and the wedding ones were ok, but whoever put the jokes on here must have thought it was for short star jokes&#8230;.cause 1 half isn&#8217;t to good, but it was good for practice!</p>
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		<title>By: mikw</title>
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		<dc:creator>mikw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>kisdikidc</description>
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		<title>By: Sabrina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sabrina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 15:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ugghhhh those were so not funny....try different jokes like....how do you make a pool table laugh??.....put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls....lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ugghhhh those were so not funny&#8230;.try different jokes like&#8230;.how do you make a pool table laugh??&#8230;..put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls&#8230;.lol</p>
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		<title>By: pew pew™</title>
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		<dc:creator>pew pew™</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahahahaha! the one about the country song is truly the funniest joke out of 6hours of reading random jokes on sites, seriously, it is hilarious...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahahahaha! the one about the country song is truly the funniest joke out of 6hours of reading random jokes on sites, seriously, it is hilarious&#8230;</p>
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