Some Pretty Funny Short Jokes
Some jokes just aren’t long enough to garner their own post, so as we collect ‘em they get wadded up together and regurgitated someplace like… well here. Bada Bing!
Quacking Up
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, “That’ll be $1.49.” The duck replies, “Put it on my bill!”
Blue Collar Comedy
What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? “Hey, y’all… Watch this!”
Who’s Counting?
How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb? 12,001. That’s one to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
Dog Gone
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
What’s wrong with lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else seems to think that they’re jokes.
Bada-Bing
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “This taste funny to you?”
That’s A Big Bulb
Q: How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. The egomaniac holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
Corny Wedding Joke
Did you hear about the two TV antennas that got married? The wedding terrible but the reception was terrific.
Love That Music
What do you get when you play a country song backward? You get your job back, your house back, your wife back, your truck back…
What'd You Think?
(140 votes, average: 2.47 out of 5)
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hahahahahr funniest jokes ever i love them
dat was cool but i didnt get the egomaniac joke and i hate those light bolb ones so yer… i just dont like them. and i didnt get the last one either! it so wierd! wat dis mean?-What do you get when you play a country song backward? You get your job back, your house back, your wife back, your truck back… so tell it to me. sincerely Milly!
we would rather some animal jokes cause that is what we are and the light bulb jokes were so gay and i didnt get the egomaniac. get some better jokes on here and we will like it way more…!!!!!! take our advice ….. it will take you far in life!!??
i didnt get the last q either it is really stupid i mean i dont think anybody would get that joke..!!!?? but still some of the jokes were pretty funny i have to admit and if i say that they are funny then you no they are funny cause im kool!!!??
egomastic means u think the world evoles around you!! lol! but i dont get the end one…??
i get the end one. its because the contry songs allways are all like “i lost my wife and im naked” its like OK…. nice to know…
I LOVE the lawyer one.
myy mom works for sum and thats soooo true.
thats the begining to a actuall song. you get your job back you get your house back you get your best freind jack back…
THEY WERE SO FUNNY HOW DID YOU NOT GET THE ENDING ONE I DIDNT GET THE LAWYER ONE
People that decide to listen to country music will have their life go down hill, because it is so red-neck and low class. By listening to it backwards, it means that you will be rewinding your life.
For you slow people…
Egomaniac joke: They think there the center of attention, aka center of the world, aka the world revolves around them, screwing in the bulb.
Lawyer joke: Lawyers don’t think they’re funny because they’re the one getting made fun of, and everyone else thinks of them as true stories ’cause of lawyers’ reputations.
ugh those sucked
hahahahaha! the one about the country song is truly the funniest joke out of 6hours of reading random jokes on sites, seriously, it is hilarious…
ugghhhh those were so not funny….try different jokes like….how do you make a pool table laugh??…..put your hand down its pocket and tickle its balls….lol
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I think the redneck joke and the wedding ones were ok, but whoever put the jokes on here must have thought it was for short star jokes….cause 1 half isn’t to good, but it was good for practice!
These jokes are not funny AT ALL !
waste of time..
no effence but they really sucked
Here is a funny joke;
blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…..” he sighed, “we’ll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”
work harder those jokes suck!yuk!