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		<title>By: .</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-23958</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ITS  JOKE NOT A FACT IF IT WAS A FACT IT PROBABLY WOULD NOT BE ON THIS WEBSITE</description>
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		<title>By: Johnny B</title>
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		<dc:creator>Johnny B</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

Let&#039;s HONESTLY break this down now.

&quot;There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks&quot;....CORRECT...&quot;You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work&quot;...CORRECT...&quot;Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work you’ve used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days left to work&quot;...ACTUALLY 86 (261*33% OF YOUR DAY)...NOW, BEFORE WE TAKE OFF THE 1.5 OUT OF 8 HOURS PER DAY, WE HAVE TO TAKE OFF THE OTHER HOLIDAYS AND SUCH SO THAT 1.5 HOURS DOES NOT GET DOUBLE COUNTED...&quot;You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave&quot;...RIGHT...&quot;We are off 5 holidays per year&quot;...RIGHT...&quot;Look, we generously give 14 days vacation per year&quot;...WRONG, ONLY 10 WORKING DAYS, WE ALREADY TOOK OFF WEEKEND TIME IN A PREVIOUS CALCULATION...SO THAT MEANS 2+5+10=17 DAYS OFF. SO 86 - 17 = 69 FULL DAYS OF WORK. NOW WE CAN TAKE OFF THE 1.5 HOURS EACH DAY FROM THE 69 DAYS THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY WORKING. SO 69 - ((1.5/8)*69)=56 DAYS.  SO WEA ACTUALLY WORK 56 FULL 24 HOUR DAYS OF WORK, SO IF WE WERE ASKING FOR HAT DAY OFF, WE WOULD ONLY TAKE ANOTHER 0.33 DAYS OFF, SO 55.66 DAYS OF FULL WORK PER YEAR. 

THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS, THERE ARE SO MANY UNINTELLIGENT &quot;BOSSES&quot; OUT THERE WHO WILL READ THIS AND LITERALLY BELIEVE IT, YES, YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED, PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT DO SIMPLE MATH BELIEVE THIS GARBAGE.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s HONESTLY break this down now.</p>
<p>&#8220;There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks&#8221;&#8230;.CORRECT&#8230;&#8221;You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work&#8221;&#8230;CORRECT&#8230;&#8221;Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work you’ve used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days left to work&#8221;&#8230;ACTUALLY 86 (261*33% OF YOUR DAY)&#8230;NOW, BEFORE WE TAKE OFF THE 1.5 OUT OF 8 HOURS PER DAY, WE HAVE TO TAKE OFF THE OTHER HOLIDAYS AND SUCH SO THAT 1.5 HOURS DOES NOT GET DOUBLE COUNTED&#8230;&#8221;You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave&#8221;&#8230;RIGHT&#8230;&#8221;We are off 5 holidays per year&#8221;&#8230;RIGHT&#8230;&#8221;Look, we generously give 14 days vacation per year&#8221;&#8230;WRONG, ONLY 10 WORKING DAYS, WE ALREADY TOOK OFF WEEKEND TIME IN A PREVIOUS CALCULATION&#8230;SO THAT MEANS 2+5+10=17 DAYS OFF. SO 86 &#8211; 17 = 69 FULL DAYS OF WORK. NOW WE CAN TAKE OFF THE 1.5 HOURS EACH DAY FROM THE 69 DAYS THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY WORKING. SO 69 &#8211; ((1.5/8)*69)=56 DAYS.  SO WEA ACTUALLY WORK 56 FULL 24 HOUR DAYS OF WORK, SO IF WE WERE ASKING FOR HAT DAY OFF, WE WOULD ONLY TAKE ANOTHER 0.33 DAYS OFF, SO 55.66 DAYS OF FULL WORK PER YEAR. </p>
<p>THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS, THERE ARE SO MANY UNINTELLIGENT &#8220;BOSSES&#8221; OUT THERE WHO WILL READ THIS AND LITERALLY BELIEVE IT, YES, YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED, PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT DO SIMPLE MATH BELIEVE THIS GARBAGE.</p>
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		<title>By: someone</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-16475</link>
		<dc:creator>someone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s a JOKE for cryin&#039; out loud!!!!!!!!  It doesn&#039;t matter whether it&#039;s &quot;right&quot; or not.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a JOKE for cryin&#8217; out loud!!!!!!!!  It doesn&#8217;t matter whether it&#8217;s &#8220;right&#8221; or not.</p>
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		<title>By: fdggsghjff</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-14081</link>
		<dc:creator>fdggsghjff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He would have 65 days left for work with the way you calculated</description>
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		<title>By: fdggsghjff</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-14080</link>
		<dc:creator>fdggsghjff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that was pretty good...but learn how to do math.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that was pretty good&#8230;but learn how to do math.</p>
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		<title>By: Nothing</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nothing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Z</description>
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		<title>By: Nothing</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nothing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Soomething to go here LALE.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Soomething to go here LALE.</p>
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		<title>By: Nothing</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nothing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>zomg so awesome.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>zomg so awesome.</p>
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		<title>By: Bukki Olujide</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bukki Olujide</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s funny.</description>
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		<title>By: ken</title>
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		<dc:creator>ken</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh and for the dumb retards that dont understand the last part 239*7=1673/24=69.7083333333333333333

i hope all the little and big retards have understood the simple caculation</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh and for the dumb retards that dont understand the last part 239*7=1673/24=69.7083333333333333333</p>
<p>i hope all the little and big retards have understood the simple caculation</p>
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