Comments on: So You Want A Day Off? http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:05:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: noname http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-32257 noname Sun, 11 Sep 2011 15:16:03 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-32257 Well, that's kinda funny but incorrect. Well, that’s kinda funny but incorrect.

]]> By: Ricardo http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-31620 Ricardo Fri, 11 Mar 2011 07:56:16 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-31620 Wow!!! to all the intelligent humans in this thread. If we look at the replies from a physiological point of view, I think that all the mathematicians an smart children's of God, are just insecure human beings that need to critic and put down a joke that is perfect for a business environment, just because they think other people have not notice what their smart brain has notice. They feel that by adding the days up and putting this joke down, they can prove that this can not be real and disregarded as a joke. Oh wait!!! wasn’t that what it was, a joke?... the guy who thought of this had a good imagination, humor and knew how to express it on paper, what a smart guy he was. I read this joke about 15 years ago when I was about to ask for a day off and I thought it was the funniest thing ever specially because of the time read it. Wow!!! to all the intelligent humans in this thread. If we look at the replies from a physiological point of view, I think that all the mathematicians an smart children’s of God, are just insecure human beings that need to critic and put down a joke that is perfect for a business environment, just because they think other people have not notice what their smart brain has notice. They feel that by adding the days up and putting this joke down, they can prove that this can not be real and disregarded as a joke. Oh wait!!! wasn’t that what it was, a joke?… the guy who thought of this had a good imagination, humor and knew how to express it on paper, what a smart guy he was. I read this joke about 15 years ago when I was about to ask for a day off and I thought it was the funniest thing ever specially because of the time read it.

]]> By: . http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-23958 . Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:05:39 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-23958 ITS JOKE NOT A FACT IF IT WAS A FACT IT PROBABLY WOULD NOT BE ON THIS WEBSITE ITS JOKE NOT A FACT IF IT WAS A FACT IT PROBABLY WOULD NOT BE ON THIS WEBSITE

]]> By: Johnny B http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-22716 Johnny B Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:18:14 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-22716 WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Let's HONESTLY break this down now. "There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks"....CORRECT..."You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work"...CORRECT..."Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work you’ve used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days left to work"...ACTUALLY 86 (261*33% OF YOUR DAY)...NOW, BEFORE WE TAKE OFF THE 1.5 OUT OF 8 HOURS PER DAY, WE HAVE TO TAKE OFF THE OTHER HOLIDAYS AND SUCH SO THAT 1.5 HOURS DOES NOT GET DOUBLE COUNTED..."You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave"...RIGHT..."We are off 5 holidays per year"...RIGHT..."Look, we generously give 14 days vacation per year"...WRONG, ONLY 10 WORKING DAYS, WE ALREADY TOOK OFF WEEKEND TIME IN A PREVIOUS CALCULATION...SO THAT MEANS 2+5+10=17 DAYS OFF. SO 86 - 17 = 69 FULL DAYS OF WORK. NOW WE CAN TAKE OFF THE 1.5 HOURS EACH DAY FROM THE 69 DAYS THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY WORKING. SO 69 - ((1.5/8)*69)=56 DAYS. SO WEA ACTUALLY WORK 56 FULL 24 HOUR DAYS OF WORK, SO IF WE WERE ASKING FOR HAT DAY OFF, WE WOULD ONLY TAKE ANOTHER 0.33 DAYS OFF, SO 55.66 DAYS OF FULL WORK PER YEAR. THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS, THERE ARE SO MANY UNINTELLIGENT "BOSSES" OUT THERE WHO WILL READ THIS AND LITERALLY BELIEVE IT, YES, YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED, PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT DO SIMPLE MATH BELIEVE THIS GARBAGE. WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

Let’s HONESTLY break this down now.

“There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks”….CORRECT…”You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work”…CORRECT…”Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work you’ve used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days left to work”…ACTUALLY 86 (261*33% OF YOUR DAY)…NOW, BEFORE WE TAKE OFF THE 1.5 OUT OF 8 HOURS PER DAY, WE HAVE TO TAKE OFF THE OTHER HOLIDAYS AND SUCH SO THAT 1.5 HOURS DOES NOT GET DOUBLE COUNTED…”You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave”…RIGHT…”We are off 5 holidays per year”…RIGHT…”Look, we generously give 14 days vacation per year”…WRONG, ONLY 10 WORKING DAYS, WE ALREADY TOOK OFF WEEKEND TIME IN A PREVIOUS CALCULATION…SO THAT MEANS 2+5+10=17 DAYS OFF. SO 86 – 17 = 69 FULL DAYS OF WORK. NOW WE CAN TAKE OFF THE 1.5 HOURS EACH DAY FROM THE 69 DAYS THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY WORKING. SO 69 – ((1.5/8)*69)=56 DAYS. SO WEA ACTUALLY WORK 56 FULL 24 HOUR DAYS OF WORK, SO IF WE WERE ASKING FOR HAT DAY OFF, WE WOULD ONLY TAKE ANOTHER 0.33 DAYS OFF, SO 55.66 DAYS OF FULL WORK PER YEAR.

THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS, THERE ARE SO MANY UNINTELLIGENT “BOSSES” OUT THERE WHO WILL READ THIS AND LITERALLY BELIEVE IT, YES, YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED, PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT DO SIMPLE MATH BELIEVE THIS GARBAGE.

]]> By: someone http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-16475 someone Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:35:19 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-16475 It's a JOKE for cryin' out loud!!!!!!!! It doesn't matter whether it's "right" or not. It’s a JOKE for cryin’ out loud!!!!!!!! It doesn’t matter whether it’s “right” or not.

]]> By: fdggsghjff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-14081 fdggsghjff Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:39:07 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-14081 He would have 65 days left for work with the way you calculated He would have 65 days left for work with the way you calculated

]]> By: fdggsghjff http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-14080 fdggsghjff Sun, 01 Feb 2009 06:34:53 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-14080 that was pretty good...but learn how to do math. that was pretty good…but learn how to do math.

]]> By: Nothing http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-11582 Nothing Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:29:04 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-11582 Z Z

]]> By: Nothing http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-11581 Nothing Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:27:30 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-11581 Soomething to go here LALE. Soomething to go here LALE.

]]> By: Nothing http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html/comment-page-1#comment-11580 Nothing Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:26:31 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/so-you-want-a-day-off.html#comment-11580 zomg so awesome. zomg so awesome.

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