So You Want A Day Off?
So you want a day off huh? Well, let's just take a look at what you're asking for ok? There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks. You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work. Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work [...]
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That’s over exaggerated.
By a lot.
That is about the funniest joke i’ve heard all day
Boring!!!
That was the gayest joke I have ever heard in my life. I don’t even know why it was even classified as a joke.
that was so gay &VERYYYYYY exaggerated!!!
coooooooooooooooool
man and is you take a 5 mint per day talking to people you have only 10-5 min to work
lolololololol
you idiots that is damned funny and you know it, or did u just want something dirty you could think about all day? Gaywods
this should not be considered a joke
i dont even freakin work
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thats some crazy stuff and kinda exxagerated
ha ha i’m going to post that us at my work
That Made Me Giggle, I Told A Bunch Of People That Joke They Said It Was Stupid But It made Then Laugh
Tooooooooooo Gud
*COUGH* *COUGH*
I bet the person who took the time to calculate this dumb exaggerated joke was probably the owner of a telemarketer company.
that was actually pretty cool!
man this is not a joke this is serious lol
not funnyy.
this is sooooo wack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lolz!!
would have bin funnyer if he said if u want a day off, fine ur fired
this is a wicked gay joke…now that i look back because if you calculate that out CORRECTLY then you would get about 60 days of work left…idk what this guy did but he obviously has no life and doesn’t know his math. but i guess that’s why they call it a joke….its never true.
haha this is so funny. if you don’t get the funny part then at least shut your mouth up so that no one knows your brain’s tiny
ah, people who have posted comments :
gay is NOT a synonym for crap.
oh come on… u know thats funny, u just say its crap thinking ur cool
that is slightly exaggerated, but its funny. I mean, you don’t spend too much time working at work unless you’re an honest-to-God working man. or woman. depends on how you were born.
“are YOU fat? take this quiz to find out.”
that is the dumbest ad ever. if i’m fat, i’ll read my body mass index chart, not the amount of food that I eat. some people can eat alot and still look CREEPILY skinny, or eat a normal amount and gain a bunch of weight. you can’t take a fill-in-the-circle test for that.
i like bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!
yoo dat was not funny at all where do ya grown ups come up wit this crap.
it wasnt funny untill u found out dat da person wasnt gonna get da one day dey have off.lol
the fact is, a vast majority of your day 5 days a week, is taken up by work even if it’s not actually working just travelling to work, and if you have an hour coffee break and that counts as 46 days, it makes it sound like you can go on a couple of holidays during that time, which you cant.
well that isn’t that funny
it’s aiight
Omg, that was so funny I can’t stop laughing. -_-
NOT!
they dont even add up properly
wrong caculations stupid joke recheck yourself it is for low iq peaple
365-104=261-15=246-2=244-5=239 days to work
16+1+0.5 hours each day * 239 =174 days-239days
65 days a year the exact is 69.70833333333333333333
since we work 239 days a year 7 hours during work days a faster way is 239*7=69.70833333333333333333 days a year and thats alot
plus this is only for low working time some jobs are 12 a day so we all work alot
oh and for the dumb retards that dont understand the last part 239*7=1673/24=69.7083333333333333333
i hope all the little and big retards have understood the simple caculation
It’s funny.
zomg so awesome.
Soomething to go here LALE.
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that was pretty good…but learn how to do math.
He would have 65 days left for work with the way you calculated
It’s a JOKE for cryin’ out loud!!!!!!!! It doesn’t matter whether it’s “right” or not.
WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!
Let’s HONESTLY break this down now.
“There are 365 days per year, making that 52 weeks”….CORRECT…”You already have 2 days off per week, leaving just 261 days available for work”…CORRECT…”Since you already spend 16 hours each day away from work you’ve used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days left to work”…ACTUALLY 86 (261*33% OF YOUR DAY)…NOW, BEFORE WE TAKE OFF THE 1.5 OUT OF 8 HOURS PER DAY, WE HAVE TO TAKE OFF THE OTHER HOLIDAYS AND SUCH SO THAT 1.5 HOURS DOES NOT GET DOUBLE COUNTED…”You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave”…RIGHT…”We are off 5 holidays per year”…RIGHT…”Look, we generously give 14 days vacation per year”…WRONG, ONLY 10 WORKING DAYS, WE ALREADY TOOK OFF WEEKEND TIME IN A PREVIOUS CALCULATION…SO THAT MEANS 2+5+10=17 DAYS OFF. SO 86 – 17 = 69 FULL DAYS OF WORK. NOW WE CAN TAKE OFF THE 1.5 HOURS EACH DAY FROM THE 69 DAYS THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY WORKING. SO 69 – ((1.5/8)*69)=56 DAYS. SO WEA ACTUALLY WORK 56 FULL 24 HOUR DAYS OF WORK, SO IF WE WERE ASKING FOR HAT DAY OFF, WE WOULD ONLY TAKE ANOTHER 0.33 DAYS OFF, SO 55.66 DAYS OF FULL WORK PER YEAR.
THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS, THERE ARE SO MANY UNINTELLIGENT “BOSSES” OUT THERE WHO WILL READ THIS AND LITERALLY BELIEVE IT, YES, YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED, PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT DO SIMPLE MATH BELIEVE THIS GARBAGE.
ITS JOKE NOT A FACT IF IT WAS A FACT IT PROBABLY WOULD NOT BE ON THIS WEBSITE
Wow!!! to all the intelligent humans in this thread. If we look at the replies from a physiological point of view, I think that all the mathematicians an smart children’s of God, are just insecure human beings that need to critic and put down a joke that is perfect for a business environment, just because they think other people have not notice what their smart brain has notice. They feel that by adding the days up and putting this joke down, they can prove that this can not be real and disregarded as a joke. Oh wait!!! wasn’t that what it was, a joke?… the guy who thought of this had a good imagination, humor and knew how to express it on paper, what a smart guy he was. I read this joke about 15 years ago when I was about to ask for a day off and I thought it was the funniest thing ever specially because of the time read it.
Well, that’s kinda funny but incorrect.