So This Cop Was Writing A Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.


(366 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
can i see your ass
Wow. This sucks. lol ^^
i wanna pee…but i dont wanna get up…
it was funny to me
hey dad. hope you like the joke
wow….some ppl hav no lyf….i hav read sum of thse and they are gay…..cant u do a better job thn ths i mean com on….evn ther ones bout obama wasnt the best so lets try to do better!!!
wow…lol…that was hilarious
lol that was nice
haha thats great! not the funniest joke in the world but not the worst. now knock knock jokes are gay and childish!
Dame thats funny
that was f*cken funny that sucks that was proably my car a$$ hole
it was okay i guess
I’m married to a cop, ad one of our sons is a recruit in the MPD Police Academy right now; and I LOVED this joke!!!
I am married to a Motor cop and this is typical ticket writing…haha….so that was funny…(^_*)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what a mean jerk!
some of the jokes are nice but some are rubbish.
it was kind of wierd. i didn’t like it much but it is fine…
its okay i guess!
thats not very nice..
but it was funny
but karma…
its guna come back
freaking awesome
lol i got a quick laugh from it
i dont get it