So This Cop Was Writing A Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.

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So This Cop Was Writing A Parking Ticket was written by F&J Staff on Friday, July 11th, 2008 at 10:32 am. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, Police Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Safer Parking Lots For Women,  One Ticket Experiment,  Won The Lottery,  Stop Or Slow Down?,  Sisters of St. Francis.