So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse…

He's got five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I'll go to that whorehouse I've been hearin' so much 'bout." The redneck walks in, approaches a very burlesque, good-looking woman and says, "I've got 5 bucks, give me your best." The man is immediately escorted to a room with a mirror, a [...]

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So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse… was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 11:02 amin Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Whorehouse , Redneck Logic , More “You Might Be A Redneck If…” Jokes , Redneck Barbie , Top 10 Corniest Redneck Pickup Lines .

7 Comments to “So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse…”

Bob says:

October 2, 2007 at 9:09 am

I’m wondering if the man who screwed the chicken is recognize by the crowd he was sitting with? Besides my question,and as real as this could be for some, this joke cracked a laugh with me.
erica says:

October 5, 2007 at 9:29 am

that sh*ts funny!
Samanthea says:

November 5, 2007 at 2:06 pm

That is so Huffin funny i about fell out of my chair i was laughing so hard
Anti Christ says:

November 11, 2007 at 4:50 pm

haha hes such a retard
BABE~GURL says:

November 14, 2007 at 5:26 pm

wow lol
RAD19 says:

January 17, 2008 at 3:06 pm

NASTY !! Dx
Lucas says:

December 12, 2009 at 8:39 pm

lol. man i think red here feel like an idiot.
but hey, at least he got some that first day. XD