Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners

One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to make a dollar) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had been a terrible cave in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out for them. She prayed her dwarfs had survived. “Hello, hello,” she cried out… “Can anyone hear me? Hello…” For quite some time, without hearing a word.

Just as she was about to lose hope, Snow White called out one last time… “Hello. Is anyone down there? Please, can anyone here me?” She then heard a faint voice, deep from within the mine. The voice said, “Vote for Hillary!”

Snow White, relieved that at least one dwarf had survived, gasped “Oh, thank God Dopey is still alive.”

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Snow White And The Dwarf Coal Miners was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, October 21st, 2007 at 6:27 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  A Couple Dwarfs,  Stuck In A Snowstorm,  Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?,  You Are What You Are,  Dashing Through The Snow (Chevrolet Style).