Snakebit - What Are Friends For?


Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten in the butt by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor there delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”

The guy runs back to his friend. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries in agony.

“He says you’re gonna die.”

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Snakebit - What Are Friends For? was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, September 1st, 2007 at 7:52 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Proof Men Have Better Friends,  Work Virus - Careful, It’s Spreading,  Bumper Stickers 181-195,  Could Have Been Worse,  Bumper Stickers 196-210.


9 Responses to “Snakebit - What Are Friends For?”

  1. Billy Says:
    September 3rd, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    lol.
    i dont get itt

  2. Will Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 2:33 am

    Hahaha. What a nice friend. Oh wells its understandable to not suck your friend but xD

  3. ciara Says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    hahaha
    bu i actually dnt gt it !!!!

  4. hailie Says:
    September 9th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    HA HA HA HA HA HA THATS FUNNY AND i GOT IT

  5. kerri Says:
    October 12th, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    i got it, i probably wouldnt be willing to suck his but either

  6. Nikki Says:
    October 15th, 2007 at 9:59 am

    why arent these stupid people getting these totally funny jokes!?! good one though

  7. Jonathan Says:
    October 16th, 2007 at 12:33 am

    err, my opinion isn’t everything, but I’ll give it a 5 out of 10

  8. lil chunty Says:
    October 18th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    i would say the same thing

  9. Pinkey Says:
    October 19th, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    Nikki I agree with you. PS awesome joke

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