Smart Redneck
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy."
What'd You Think?
(37 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)
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ok im a redneck but i only kinda get it!
ha erica if you dont get this your are mentally retarded because i’m a redneck and i laughed like a pig on crack and so did my joll rancher twin (hint)let me put this in retard form—***the nighbor called the po-po’s and said that his ‘friend’ was hiding DOPE in the firewood so his freind wouldn’t have to chop his firewood and did that for christmas
I know wat it means! I was having a bad day! Give me a break! I was born with blonde hair so it shows sometimes! And hangovers don’t exactly make you think straight!
LOL
that was awesome !
loved it =p
I HAVE MARY JANE(pot….4 the dumb asses) IN MY FIREWOOD!!!
Really? Cuz I got Mary Jane (the girl) in my pants!!!
lol free wood cutting
im a rednecak i ant gatin it
what a thoughtful guy.
wish my neighbor did this for me.