Sizing it Up

A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has [...]

Sizing it Up

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Sizing it Up was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 10:36 amin Gay Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Keeping It In The Family , Breakfast Is Kickin’ , Or What? , Onions And A Christmas Tree , Dad’s Job .

20 Comments to “Sizing it Up”

• lil mama says:

  September 21, 2007 at 8:38 pm

  umm…i dont git dis wun
• Harrison says:

  September 25, 2007 at 10:50 pm

  ME NEITHER, I DO NOT GET THIS ONE AT ALL
• me says:

  September 26, 2007 at 10:09 am

  u guys r dumb. Monica Lewinsky is the girl who Bill Clinton was having an affair with when he was president. gosh Im 15 and Candian and even I know that! lol but it was aight joke
• lil chunty says:

  October 12, 2007 at 11:41 am

  i still dont get why wouldnt you want your son to mary a rich girl
• Wolf Child says:

  October 15, 2007 at 9:36 am

  OOOOOOH! Thanks me! I didn’t know that ha! i’m 15 and american and I don’t care about politics All the dumbasses team up and vote people like Bush so no point in getting up.
• g-white says:

  October 16, 2007 at 12:35 pm

  i dont get this joke at all damn
• g-white says:

  October 16, 2007 at 12:36 pm

  i dont get this joke
• la boricua says:

  November 5, 2007 at 10:23 pm

  how do you people not get it? his mother would rather that he be gay and date someone black than date Monica Lewinsky, because of what she did!

  haha this one is hilarious!
• funny says:

  November 7, 2007 at 12:18 pm

  u r a damm st*pid wanna de joker
• ben says:

  November 16, 2007 at 1:43 am

  some people need to learn how to spell and take their time typing and i thought this joke was funny as well. and i got it right away too
• jud says:

  November 22, 2007 at 4:23 pm

  hell wats the damm point
• Kytalise says:

  December 11, 2007 at 3:16 am

  Lol, loved this one. XD
• Mr Splooge says:

  December 13, 2007 at 11:29 pm

  god you guys are stupid, it means the mother doesn’t care if hes gay or not. he guy was afraid to admit the truth.
• WalkerOfWorlds says:

  July 19, 2008 at 11:53 pm

  The only thing funny was the name dropping “Monica Lewinsky”
  Now I wonder if Bill Clinton was secretly gay.
• Amelia says:

  January 30, 2009 at 9:15 am

  I don’t get it ?
• Johnny Funk says:

  February 3, 2009 at 9:28 am

  cum on Amelia, his mother would rather that he be gay and marry someone black than date Monica Lewinsky, because of what she did! I’m typing fm Italy….
• ladeeda says:

  April 1, 2009 at 8:54 pm

  wow everyone calm down lol politics… hate the subject makes me sleepy….
• pele94 says:

  June 2, 2009 at 9:10 pm

  wolf child why would you want OBAMA in office. he has spent more money in 6 months that Bush did in 8 years i know that your 15 but hopefully that isn’t the amount of brain cells in your head
• drummer grl says:

  October 26, 2009 at 10:34 pm

  Not funny 2 me. I’m 14 latina-american. I’m concious of politics but….no!
• Adult says:

  March 12, 2010 at 10:58 am

  Alright kids leave the room. We dont need kids in here talking about age and feeling all grown up.