Sizing it Up
A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her.
She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, “I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?” He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish but from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. And her father is a doctor.
She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, “What is this wonderful girl’s name?”
He answers, “Monica Lewinsky.”
There is a pause, then his mother asks, “What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?”
What'd You Think?


September 21st, 2007 at 8:38 pm
umm…i dont git dis wun
September 25th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
ME NEITHER, I DO NOT GET THIS ONE AT ALL
September 26th, 2007 at 10:09 am
u guys r dumb. Monica Lewinsky is the girl who Bill Clinton was having an affair with when he was president. gosh Im 15 and Candian and even I know that! lol but it was aight joke
October 12th, 2007 at 11:41 am
i still dont get why wouldnt you want your son to mary a rich girl
October 15th, 2007 at 9:36 am
OOOOOOH! Thanks me! I didn’t know that ha! i’m 15 and american and I don’t care about politics
All the dumbasses team up and vote people like Bush so no point in getting up. 
October 16th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
i dont get this joke at all damn
October 16th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
i dont get this joke
November 5th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
how do you people not get it? his mother would rather that he be gay and date someone black than date Monica Lewinsky, because of what she did!
haha this one is hilarious!
November 7th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
u r a damm st*pid wanna de joker
November 16th, 2007 at 1:43 am
some people need to learn how to spell and take their time typing
and i thought this joke was funny as well. and i got it right away too
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
hell wats the damm point
December 11th, 2007 at 3:16 am
Lol, loved this one. XD
December 13th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
god you guys are stupid, it means the mother doesn’t care if hes gay or not. he guy was afraid to admit the truth.
July 19th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
The only thing funny was the name dropping “Monica Lewinsky”
Now I wonder if Bill Clinton was secretly gay.