Sixty Things Women Should NOT Say To A Guy In Bed
1. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
4. But it still works, right?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face [...]
Sixty Things Women Should NOT Say To A Guy In Bed


(52 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)
those are excellant
Funny =D
WHAHAHAH that so funny but cruel
OMGSH!!! That was Halarious!!!
F*in funny.
that was wrong on many, many levels.
I don’t get number 44 D:
And how come abovie this comment box it says
“NOTE: Inappropriate commments will be removed. Please be courteous to others.”
When what is publishing isnt appropriate!? D:
Jamie we’re referring more towards insulting other commentors and using foul language.
another thing would be
“is it shy”
lol that was over funny
WOW….EFING FUNNY
The foregoing are full of inappropriate comments!? I went down on this female last night and found a double decker bus in there, and she complained I was ’small’ 7x 5!!