Sh*t

Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and hears the word SH*T! Johnny askes "What does that mean?" his mother says " Oh that means putting on makeup" Little Johnny walkes into his two brothers room, they were fighting and calling each other dicks and pussys Johnny askes "what does that mean" and they said "it [...]

Sh*t

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Sh*t was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:43 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Whorehouse , Little Johnny’s Playing Partner , That Thing , New Trainset , Little Johnny Wants Some Ice Cream .

26 Comments to “Sh*t”

• tammy says:

  July 18, 2007 at 9:42 pm

  Absolutely f*ckin hilarious!
• Will says:

  September 4, 2007 at 9:09 am

  I heard similar ones, bu always funny! ahhaha
• Someone says:

  September 6, 2007 at 10:49 am

  poopoo!
• Hadi says:

  September 12, 2007 at 1:07 am

  ha ha ha it was really funny
• Princess says:

  September 21, 2007 at 4:37 am

  OMG this is so funny
  Poor Johnny
  he should’ve been told the truth
• Vaslilou, London says:

  September 21, 2007 at 11:15 am

  pmpl x
• VASILOU lol x says:

  September 21, 2007 at 11:17 am

  lmao x typos me name x
• KrooKaBanger says:

  September 25, 2007 at 10:54 am

  heard this one like 50 times before
• Pinkey says:

  September 28, 2007 at 8:55 pm

  OH…MY…GOD!!!!! thats is f*cking hilarious
• LMAO says:

  October 3, 2007 at 1:14 am

  … LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL …
• erica says:

  October 3, 2007 at 9:24 am

  ha! thats’s f*ckn hilarious! This is y u don’t lie to ur kids!
• Pam says:

  October 15, 2007 at 2:54 am

  Hilarious!
• FATASS says:

  November 1, 2007 at 11:41 am

  OH…MY… CUCH…!! thats is so funny
• Willlllllissssssss says:

  November 6, 2007 at 9:28 pm

  Omfg that was good
• VINEET says:

  January 11, 2008 at 2:00 am

  awesome.
• SHEVA#1 FAN says:

  July 25, 2008 at 10:21 am

  DAT RILI KILLED ME
• mose says:

  July 30, 2008 at 8:29 am

  wouoiioooiooiu
• mose says:

  July 30, 2008 at 8:32 am

  woooooooioooi
• hi dude says:

  August 8, 2008 at 6:13 am

  i am felicia
• Neji says:

  August 8, 2008 at 9:56 pm

  lmao best ever joke!
• ~Jackiegrl~ says:

  November 8, 2008 at 7:44 pm

  Lmao… that made me and my friend cry… we laughed so hard!!!!!!!!
• kgirl924 says:

  December 27, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  funny as hell!!!!! * laughs*
• Phoebe says:

  January 2, 2009 at 8:07 pm

  WOW!!!
• tori says:

  May 27, 2009 at 12:26 pm

  dang this is a good 1. but the one abt jonnys playing hand was alot funnier but this one was pretty funny.
• Lulu says:

  September 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm

  Bwahahahaaaa
• Kiera Campbell says:

  October 17, 2009 at 12:36 am

  At times i feel sorry for lil Johnny xD