Sh*t
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and hears the word SH*T! Johnny askes “What does that mean?” his mother says ” Oh that means putting on makeup”
Little Johnny walkes into his two brothers room, they were fighting and calling each other dicks and pussys Johnny askes “what does that mean” and they said “it means hats and coats”
Little Johnney walks into the kitchen and he hears the word F*CK!
Johnny askes his dad “what does that mean” his dad says it means”stuffing the turkey”
then there was a knock on the door. Johnny opens it . His aunt and uncle were there. Johnny says to them ” here let me take your dicks and pussys, moms upstairs putting shit on her face and dad’s in the kitchen F*cking the turkey!
What'd You Think?
(86 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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July 18th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Absolutely f*ckin hilarious!
September 4th, 2007 at 9:09 am
I heard similar ones, bu always funny! ahhaha
September 6th, 2007 at 10:49 am
poopoo!
September 12th, 2007 at 1:07 am
ha ha ha it was really funny
September 21st, 2007 at 4:37 am
OMG this is so funny
Poor Johnny
he should’ve been told the truth
September 21st, 2007 at 11:15 am
pmpl x
September 21st, 2007 at 11:17 am
lmao x typos me name x
September 25th, 2007 at 10:54 am
heard this one like 50 times before
September 28th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
OH…MY…GOD!!!!! thats is f*cking hilarious
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:14 am
… LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL …
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:24 am
ha! thats’s f*ckn hilarious! This is y u don’t lie to ur kids!
October 15th, 2007 at 2:54 am
Hilarious!
November 1st, 2007 at 11:41 am
OH…MY… CUCH…!! thats is so funny
November 6th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Omfg that was good
January 11th, 2008 at 2:00 am
awesome.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
DAT RILI KILLED ME
July 30th, 2008 at 8:29 am
wouoiioooiooiu
July 30th, 2008 at 8:32 am
woooooooioooi
August 8th, 2008 at 6:13 am
i am felicia
August 8th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
lmao best ever joke!