Sh*t


Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and hears the word SH*T! Johnny askes “What does that mean?” his mother says ” Oh that means putting on makeup”

Little Johnny walkes into his two brothers room, they were fighting and calling each other dicks and pussys Johnny askes “what does that mean” and they said “it means hats and coats”

Little Johnney walks into the kitchen and he hears the word F*CK!

Johnny askes his dad “what does that mean” his dad says it means”stuffing the turkey”
then there was a knock on the door. Johnny opens it . His aunt and uncle were there. Johnny says to them ” here let me take your dicks and pussys, moms upstairs putting shit on her face and dad’s in the kitchen F*cking the turkey!

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20 Responses to “Sh*t”

  1. tammy Says:

    Absolutely f*ckin hilarious!

  2. Will Says:

    I heard similar ones, bu always funny! ahhaha

  3. Someone Says:

    poopoo!

  4. Hadi Says:

    ha ha ha it was really funny

  5. Princess Says:

    OMG this is so funny
    Poor Johnny
    he should’ve been told the truth

  6. Vaslilou, London Says:

    pmpl x

  7. VASILOU lol x Says:

    lmao x typos me name x

  8. KrooKaBanger Says:

    heard this one like 50 times before

  9. Pinkey Says:

    OH…MY…GOD!!!!! thats is f*cking hilarious

  10. LMAO Says:

    … LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL …

  11. erica Says:

    ha! thats’s f*ckn hilarious! This is y u don’t lie to ur kids!

  12. Pam Says:

    Hilarious!

  13. FATASS Says:

    OH…MY… CUCH…!! thats is so funny

  14. Willlllllissssssss Says:

    Omfg that was good

  15. VINEET Says:

    awesome.

  16. SHEVA#1 FAN Says:

    DAT RILI KILLED ME

  17. mose Says:

    wouoiioooiooiu

  18. mose Says:

    woooooooioooi

  19. hi dude Says:

    i am felicia

  20. Neji Says:

    lmao best ever joke!

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