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Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their games this year when one says to the other, " My game is so bad this year I had to have my ball retriever regripped !"

Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes: WHACK..."Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"!...WHACK.

Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome

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Shorties was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 11:37 amin Golf Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , One Liners 101-110 , Damn I Missed , Green Balls , A Tough Golf Shot , Window Pain .

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:P says:

May 6, 2009 at 9:41 am

umm was tht supposed to be funny?

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