Short Q&A Obama Jokes, ROFL
In the spirit of giving, we're gonna give you some more Obama Jokes... a flurry of Q&A shorties sure to leave you asking for more. Everyone will be laughing... except for Barack Obama, because that would be racist.
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.
Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.
Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.
Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Carter doesn't want to be the worst President in history.
Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?
A. If he were any heavier he wouldn't be able to walk on water.
What'd You Think?
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obama is the best president ever & this jokes are terrible
haha.
i LOVE this website!
he is the by far, the WORST president ever.
these jokes are funny (:
thanks
how is he the best president when everything he dpes makes crooked politicins richer and ruins peoples livelihoods?id rather have bush back in office thats saying something anyways can we get mroe obam jokes?
Bush made the mess Obama just happend to be caught in the crap
Osama created most of the mess we’re in.war on terror is’nt cheap.Now obama wan’ts to spend trillions for handouts to freeloders.He may well surpass Carter as the worst president ever.
There is no way that Obama is the best prez ever! NO WAY
Worst Presidents Ever: Harding, Nixon, and Grant.
I don’t believe that Barack is going to touch anywhere near that list. However, if the truth comes out about 9/11 and it ends up showing that the government had intelligence on the matter, I believe Bush will surpass all of them and become the worst president ever… what kind of president kills thousands of his own people??? Oh yeah, lets compare Bush to Hitler, Stalin, and Saddam.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THESE WERE AWESOME!!
loved themm!
Obama would have to IMPROVE to be CLUELESS!!!
obama worst president ever theses jokes are funny and alex the top post you are an idiot!!!
did you know Obama has his own insurance yea it’s called AFBLAC
thats funny too bad that bush wasnt president..then he could say lalala
thats funny too bad that bush wasnt president..then he could say lalalala
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If you think Obama is the best president ever please state the reasons for why you think this Please explain what he has done to have that title. And these are pretty funny jokes.
It’s all Bush’s fault Obama is a bad President.
Obama is a joke. How does a man that won’t salute the American flag be president of The United States of AMERICA. He didn’t get my vote. And still won’t get it. And I think these jokes r funny.