Short Q&A Obama Jokes, ROFL
In the spirit of giving, we're gonna give you some more Obama Jokes... a flurry of Q&A shorties sure to leave you asking for more. Everyone will be laughing... except for Barack Obama, because that would be racist.
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.
Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.
Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.
Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Carter doesn't want to be the worst President in history.
Q. Why is Barack Obama so thin and scrawny?
A. If he were any heavier he wouldn't be able to walk on water.
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MR. OBAMA IS LIVING PROOF THAT NO MATTER HOW SUCCESSFUL AN AFRICAN AMERICAN BECOMES THEY WILL STILL LIVE IN GOVERNMENT HOUSING……………….JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS AND UNDERSTANDS I’M NOT RACIST I OWN A COLORED T.V. AND ENJOY WATCHING IT!! OHH YES JUST ONE MORE THING THE WHITE HOUSE WILL NOW BE CALLED THE PURPLE,GREEN,RED,AND YELLOW HOUSE, THE PRESIDENTIAL LIMO WILL BE SITTING ON 24″S SPINNERS AND PAINTED LIME GREEN WITH 4 STOLEN 15″ SPEAKERS IN THE TRUNK………………………………………………. I HEARD MRS. OBAMA WAS PLANTING A NEW GARDEN AT THE WHITE HOUSE JUST SOME MUSTARD GREENS AND WATERMELON……………………….. OBAMA HAS SIGNED A NEW BILL KFC WILL NOW BE ACCEPTING FOOD STAMPS………..OK WELL I THINK WE ALL NEED TO JUST SUPPORT HIM 100% I MEAN WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL WE ALREADY SUPPORT THE REST OF THE BLACK MEN IN THIS COUNTRY……………..AND THE DRUM ROLLS LMAO I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COMEDIAN
good stuff
WTF, is your problem? Hold on, I think I know what is your problem CASPERTHEMASTER, you can’t stand an African American that is more successful than you. Like it or not, we live in the 21st Century and your racist comments are no longer welcome in America. If you are a real American you should support your president.
God Bless you, God Bless the President and God Bless the United States of America.
Hey Sergio, how well did u support president Bush. I bet u told a few redneck and dumb hick jokes, who didn’t? All we have so far for Obama is black jokes and lawyer insults, give him time, he’ll do something stupid like every other president has and we’ll nail him on that. Relax man, they are just jokes.
Sergio, if you are so worried about everyone being racist, then why are you commenting on this page. That must have meant that you read these jokes. Hmmmm…..
U know people I am not racist….well unless obama is a race now but …guess what that Dumbass of a president wants to screw this country backwards let him the Carter on was Correct…and i really cant Beleive he was ellected
i hate people like him my dad is a dentist and he makes good money, money THAT HE EARNED so jerk-offs like him could just take it away from him and give it to a bunch of low life’s trust me i will vote republican no mater what
HES NOT EVEN FULLY BLACKK !!!!! GET OVER YOURSELFS PEOPLE ! HE WAS ELECTED, GET OVER ITT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course he was elected – by ACORN, Liberals ( most democrats) illegals rounded up by ACORN, blacks who want to supported by the government the rest of their lives, and stupid college students who wouldn’t know a snow job from a blowjob.
inappropriate comments will be removed – be courteous to liberals.
he was elected? ACORN roundups ( illegals, stupid people and of course democrats who really don’t know what they are doing in the first place) elected him – NOT people who actually work for a living.
I really feel that comedy is just that comedy its suppose to make u laugh …however I diagree with DAK85219 u know the comment u made about black who want to supported by the government for the rest of there life as well as stupid college kids were the only ppl who voted for Obama…that’s bull shit my mother graduated with a masters in crimnology and works for homeland security ..my father retired military and a judge all six of my bothers are college garduates and working for a living as for me I just graduted high school with a 4.0 GPA never missed a day of school class president and top of my class and by top I mean #1 in my class and I start college in the fall and we all voted for Prspesident Obama so the next time try not to make out of your ass statements like one jackass…have a good one
It makes me so mad to see my father’s hard earned money go to some person who doesn’t want to work because there back herts. My father makes to much money for me to have reduced lunch, but not enough money to accualy give me money to buy it. So were is his check? oh right, some one has to work so some one else can get on of thosse checks… because you know Obama isn’t paying for some ones check or else he would be pist about his money to.
Casper the master has some good stuff there. Haha its not illeagal to be racsist (yet) so judge me how you want. I don’t care. I’m not ignorant or stupid or any of the matter. I’m just an ol country boy that hates to see four years of his life wasted not to mention all my tax money goin to lazy people that can’t seem to get off their butts to earn a few bucks. Thats ignorance when you are perfectly capable to bust your ass to make a living and you depend on the
government to help you make of by. we need To go back a few centuries to when black people new there place and its not in the WHITE house in case you didnt get it, I’m not too fond of obama
Obama is a freaking moron. I have no problem with having black man as a president, but can’t we at least have a smart black man who doesn’t practice reverse discrimination? Damn I hate that guy.
These jokes are great. I gotta tell ya, it drives me insane when I see a 20 year old mom with 5 kids at a health clinic, dressed in designer jeans with a brand new Coach bag and matching wallet, and when it comes time to hand over insurance, that crazy hag either has medicaid or no insurance at all. So what the hell am I busting my ass everyday for? So she can be trendy? I work hard and earn every penny I have. I don’t need other hardworking people supporting me, if I need something, I put in mu hours and get it. So after all this I’ve found the perfect solution to all those worthless leeches sucking me dry every paycheck, JOIN THE ARMY! Or navy, air force, I don’t care. You’ll have awesome insurance, benefits, and pay. And the best part? I don’t have to support anyones shoppng habits anymore! In fact, it should be required if you want help from the goverment…join up!
Obama sucks, and I’m truly ashamed this country voted for him.
Obama is a mistake. Bush was sinking the ship, Obama is throwing us anchors…..we have to stop him somehow. These protesting tea parties are working. Have more, Attend as many as you can, don’t complain on the side lines! Let these politicians know that WE are their bosses. The only lifetime appointments are the supreme court judges. As crazy as it may sound, we may have to have a modern revolution. If we don’t, we’re going to lose America as we know it.
Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history
This I say is the best out of them lol
I hate the fact that everyone misses the part where he’s half white, especially race pimps like Al Sharpton and his ilk. That’s racist. That is blatant disregard for white people-suddenly you have to apologise for being white in America. I’m calling bullsh*t on his administration; two weeks after being elected everyone was still neckdeep in post-voting coitus ejaculate. They make fun of Bush- he protected his country when the only alternative to war was scratching his a@@ and hoping they don’t nuke the east coast. But I guess if The Savior Obama kills foreigners and tortures terrorists in Guantannamo for you you’ll all erect a monument to him, right? Cause we’re all too politically correct (read: cowardly) to decry a BLACK man, right? Home of the brave indeed.
hahahaha, why not elect alan keyes, he is far better than obama and he is black. i think the jokes are hilarious, anyway obama is muslim not black…..
Your right everyone. He isn’t fully black. KKK will be sure to only shoot the black half.
What do Obama and Jenna Jameson have in common?
They have both f*cked all of America.
Bill Maher recently joked, “Barack Obama has to give comedians something to work with. Seriously, here’s a guy who’s not fat, not cheating on his wife, not stupid, not angry and not a phony. Who needs an a**hole like that around for the next four years?!” He went on to joke that he doesn’t want to have to shy away from jokes at Obama’s expense for the next four years for fear of being dubbed a racist: “If you can’t laugh at a guy who went to Columbia, Harvard, the Senate and the White House, and who happens to be black, the racist is you.”
Those first ones are not jokes… they are the truth… you idiots need to wake up. It is not being “racist” it is about the truth and what our country is turning into. Ya lets see how racist those jokes are when that punk takes away “your” helthcare and gets the world transformed into a muslim nation. And yes… God Bless America. lets see how long the saying “IN GOD WE TRUST” stays in circulation. It is time to wake up and take a look at what is happening. Yes we all know it is the first black president, but that doesn’t mean that we all have to love him because he is going to screw us all over the place.
Everyone in America should thank God for black people.Black people invented rock n roll.Do you know how boring basketball,football,and pretty much any sport would be without black folks.You as an American are entilted to be rascist.So if you want to continue bangin your sister and havin tail babys with twelve fingers,have fun in Georgia.The rest of us voted for Obama.
Oh yea I am white,and proud to be an American.
I do thank god for all people. White, black, yellow, red, brown, beige, or whatever color MJ was. I would rather have a baby with twelve fingers than a two faced president. Just so you know “Thank God” Georgia is not the only state that didn’t vote for “That One” (thanks McCain), also more Americans voted Republican than Democrat. The Electoral College is broken and needs to be changed.
man!!! that sergio needs to chill the heck out
obama aint even black
shoot if we had a black pressident then we better have
a real damn black president im talkin so black every time
he gets off air force one the check oil light comes on
his inogeral speach should consist of only clicks and whistles
and every time seceret services has to find him in a dark room
theyve gota crack a joke
obama aint black hes more like a toasty marshmellow
firm and brown on the inside
cream filled in the middle
ok, im actually AUSTRALIAN.. but i really think Obama has done great things for America, he has made history and he is a GREAT man… he has really opened doors for the african americans. He truly deserves your respect.
Where is all this African American stuff coming from? Shouldn’t we be one or the other. I don’t here anyone called European American.
craziest racists Are criyng out here!
Some of you guys really need to go back to second grade grammer class. You can’t spell, use correct punctiation, construct complete sentences, or even present valid arguments. Maybe President Obama should draw up a bill to assist you all with that. Dummies
Ok sergio if yall are so sucessful why do your people live in goverment houseing do you know who pays your food stamps and medicad the hard worken americans. So if you so successful then get a GED and get a job. Bcause im tired of paying for your food when i can use my tax money to feed my hard worken americans that need the help.
WOW…really people?? The issue isn’t whether the president is black or white. The issue is his policies, which are absolutely ridiculous. I personally do not want to pay for lazy ass people that don’t want to work. I don’t want the government to control my medicare and know EVERYTHING that goes on in my life. I don’t want to have to pay for assholes that get pregnant just so they can get that extra money in their welfare check. And I DEFINATELY do NOT want a president that has terrorists as “friends”. While Bush was not a very good president, he is not the only reason our country is in HUGE debt. In fact, the economy was actually improving until the democrats took over the house. Next thing you know the ENTIRE economy crashes. Obama was not left a country in very good condition, I realize that. Although, the decisions he has made has been completely idiotic. Here’s a GREAT idea, lets borrow VAST amounts of money from countries that HATE us and put us into even more debt! Lets bail out banks that knew they should not make those loans. Lets bail out the idiots that bought mortgages that they knew they couldn’t afford. I don’t understand why we all have to pay for their mistakes. This is just ridiculous…..oh and really??? A nobel prize???? I feel sorry for the amazing people that won that award in the past for amazing feats. That award has just been made a joke.
this was the worst jokes ever it wasnt funny at all and it was stupid all i got to say is WTF
Obama is what you get when you allow, illegals, idiots and welfare recipients vote!
You black people can’t even elect an “African-American” president right…. he’s only half black…. but that is the way it is, if you people do anything, you don’t do it right
Like it or not, President Obama is our only hope. It will take awhile to save this country from George Dubya’s 8 years of destruction. He’s our president because he’s smart, has great ideas, and very little baggage. Hopefully, people will stop hopeing for his failure and pray for his success. If he fails, the United States fails. I trust him.
Nobody is hoping for his failier and what are these great ideas ? To control everything ? Sure, great why didn’t i think of that. I will micro manage the country and turn into a socialist dictator… WAKE UP AMERICA… SERIOUSLY… WAKE THE HECK UP
What liberals don’t understand is how obama plans to make this country “work” again. When you borrow money, it needs to be paid back, when you give money to the poor and dumb, you get no return on your “investment”. No one hopes Obama fails, it’s just something thats undoubtable going to happen. And to the person up several comments talking about how smart his family is and how intelligent he is, he disproved everything he said when he ended his paragraph with “I voted for obama”.