She Was So Blonde
It's not just your momma who's got to worry about these jokes, even blonde's arent safe (when were they?) anymore. Kinda of an adaption of the "Yo Momma's So Stupid" jokes with some new additions. So, without further ado - She Was So Blonde...
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tripped over [...]
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She was so blonde… she pounded on the door and rang the doorbell and thought it was locked, when it was unlocked all along
XD
she was so blonde…………..and stupit
ha……..ha………ha
she didnt know there where cars in the 1980’s ( tory! lol)
…that she thought she couldn’t afford a free sample =P
it took her an hour to cook minute rice!
she was so a blonde…….she couldnt find a corner on a circle
this blonde lost her friend and went to the lost and found! lol!!!!!!!! XD!!!!!!!!!!!! =) X)
She was so blond that she wanted paper view on her tv and so she got a piece of paper and stuck it to her tv saying “look, i got paper View
ummm she was so blone that she walked in the door and seen a exit sign and left the building hehehe
i see u laughing im in ur house watching u i see u your eating a oreo yummy
…that she fell off the ground.
Ha Ha Ha She was so blonde she went to the bar and was told,”Drinks are on the house and she walked in latter with a ladder. lol
she got hit by a parked car
…..SHE SAT ON THE T.V. AND WATCHED THE SOFA
She was soo0o Blonde.. She sleeps with a ruler to measure how many hours she was asleep!
She was soo0o Blonde.. She called her Zebra, SPOT!
She was soo0o Blonde.. She thought there was a petrol station on Jupiter!
She was soo0o Blonde.. she thought if you walk slower you get there faster!
She was soo0o Blonde.. Heres a Blonde joke!
What is the simularity between a clever blonde girl and a UFO?
Answer.. There both herd of but never seen!
Thank you everyone, peace out, its been a pleasure meeting with you.. maybe again sometime, if we both lucky anough to share the same star sign.. im a scorpio, what are you? please say scorpio! one last thing before i go! do you where pantyhoos?
she was so blonde…….she killed her toy poodle tryin to put batteries in it.
She was so Blonde when her computer said to press any key she told it it wasn’t born with one
…she tried 2 commit suicide by jumping off the sidewalk
yesshhh these were pretty good xD
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she was so blonde, she stole free bread
she was so blonde, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
she was so blonde, when she went to Walgreen’s she said “hey, these walls aren’t green.
she was so blonde, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!
she was so blonde, that she thought that babies came from the infantry.
she was so blonde, she climbed up a tree talking about branch management.
she was so blonde, when she got locked in the bathroom, she peed herself.
ummm yeeerrr
she was so blonde she thought a tv was a microwive
She was so blonde that she thought ate a cell phone for her cells to talk
she was so blonde she tripped over a cordless phone
so cheap she puts a bandage when she gets her period… lol hahaha
she called and asked for my number
whe was so blonde…she drowned in the pool beacuse a sticker at the bottom said scratch and sniff.
cow, banana, and poop love jon, adam, michael, bethany, preston, kayla, and lots of other people that I can’t think of.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
My name is morgan and i want to date adam or daniel! lol Megan loves me and hates everyone else cept for birdie. HA HA HA ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
BANANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we have to go home
POOP, BOLOGNA, OLD EGYPTIAN TOE, WILD HOG, POONANY, POOBANANA, I LOVE ADAM AND DANIEL AND STUPID FACE JOE HAD TO TELL DANIEL AND THEN BETHANY CARRIED ME OVER TO DANIEL (wouldn’t let me walk) AND THEN THE BELL RANG AND I HAD TO LEAVE AND DIDN’T GET TO TALK TO DANIEL AND THAT SUCKS! GOTTA GO. LOVE MORGAN AKA HORNY MOO COW AND LOVE MEGAN.
lol sorry cant tell a joke thats why i am reading them by da way i dont have a life can u get me one
u r a stupid retarted cow stupid cow banana
she was so blonde…….she did not get the blonde jokes. (*Hint this was ME!*)
she fed her pet snail salt
pinky that was gay oh,yeh lil D it’s pay per veiw not paper veiw r u blonde!!!!:(
your mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
wow ur mama so dum when u were born she looked a the embiliculcord
and said hey look it comes wit cable
she tried to kill her self by jumping out the basement window
BaBy GaL needs to keep her f-ing mouth shut. Yea, I’m stupid and that’s why everyone loves me.
She’s so blonde, when she gets carried away in a conversation, she moves
She fights to sit in the corner of a circular room
she got lost so she went to the lost and found.
she got lost and went to the lost and found for help.
your so blonde that u peed yourself when you was locked in a toilet
your mum is so blonde that she got run over by a parked car…..lol
shes so blonde she got run over by a parked car…..lol
Lol.
SOME of these were pretty freakin funny!
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She was so blonde that she could not pore water out of a boot with instructions written on the heal.
she was so blond, she thought long distance calling collect was collecting foren peoples phone numbers!
kindergardeners do that too!
yo mama so fat that when she walked across the living room floor she made the CD skip on the radio station.
yo mama so fat that when she walked across the living room floor she made the CD skip on the radio station. she didn’t get it!!!lol!!!
yo mama so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!
she was sooooo blond that when her friends said look at the poor dead birdie. then she looked up and said where i dont see it?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha